| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #15 | banana milkshake | 16 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #39 | bone rattle | 69 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #261 | crystalline cheer | 280 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #342 | donated booze | 17 |
| #424 | donated candy | 5 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #49 | roll of drink tickets | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |