| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #7 | Elfin shortbread | 1,145 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #185 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #458 | antique hand mirror | 4 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #987 | tiny house | 55 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2806 | toast | 10 |
| #458 | twinkly powder | 2 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #914 | valuable trinket | 63 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |