| #308 | 1-ball | 17 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #18 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #7 | Clan Floundry | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbo Credit | 102 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 30 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbot battery | 5 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 11 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 4 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 7 |
| #292 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 8 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 5 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 6 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 4 |
| #256 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 10 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #281 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #231 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 12 |
| #222 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 5 |
| #197 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 16 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #477 | Crimbuck | 2,100 |
| #1025 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #223 | cylindrical mold | 4 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #200 | nugget of Crimbonium | 12 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #72 | still-beating spleen | 10 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1919 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2378 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #1803 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #51 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 15 |
| #54 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 15 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 11 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #41 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 17 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #39 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 17 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 11 |
| #87 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 12 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 6 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #37 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 7 |
| #48 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 16 |
| #127 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 5 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 8 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 8 |
| #112 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 12 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #32 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 7 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1078 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #871 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #194 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 30 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #43 | warbear bearserker mead | 13 |
| #217 | warbear beeping telegram | 6 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #118 | warbear helm fragment | 60 |
| #286 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 2 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #220 | warbear liquid overcoat | 4 |
| #220 | warbear metalworking primer | 5 |
| #92 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 12 |
| #338 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #193 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 7 |
| #164 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #50 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 11 |
| #114 | warbear trouser fragment | 61 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |