| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #759 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
| #654 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #578 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 17 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #843 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #291 | Knob sausage | 15 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1923 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1146 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1424 | herringcello | 12 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1537 | killing feather | 31 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | monomolecular yo-yo | 22 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #58 | overcookie | 33 |
| #656 | paperclip | 39 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #380 | portable photocopier | 18 |
| #180 | robotronic egg | 135 |
| #1775 | rogue swarmer | 33 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #438 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #356 | toast | 3,146 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1471 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |