| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #757 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
| #654 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #578 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 17 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #842 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #291 | Knob sausage | 15 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1102 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1926 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1220 | eggnog | 10 |
| #1415 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1146 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1425 | herringcello | 12 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | monomolecular yo-yo | 22 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #58 | overcookie | 33 |
| #656 | paperclip | 39 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #380 | portable photocopier | 18 |
| #180 | robotronic egg | 135 |
| #1774 | rogue swarmer | 33 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #437 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #5711 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5737 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6177 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1577 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6370 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7022 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5157 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6995 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3044 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5296 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7014 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2623 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6118 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4861 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3322 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6196 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #6165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #356 | toast | 3,146 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1472 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |