Museum :: Chicken in Black

Chicken in Black

Rank	Item	Quantity
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#134	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#258	BGE merchandise order form	16
#846	BGE shotglass	9
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#69	BRICKO brick	7,332
#370	BRICKO eye brick	6
#9	BRICKO gargantuchicken	2
#236	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	42
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#358	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#166	BitterSweetTarts	4
#319	Blood Light	11
#50	Blue Diamond of Honesty	10
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#186	Bonerdagon necklace	51
#338	Boss Bat bling	10
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#254	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#1030	CRIMBCO scrip	55
#328	CRIMBCO wine	23
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#97	Claw of the Infernal Seal	9
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1071	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#216	Corpse Island iced tea	24
#911	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#675	Crimbo Credit	1
#103	Crimbo pie	34
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#855	Crown of the Goblin King	29
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#203	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	28
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#1536	Drowsy Sword	6
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#76	Eau de Guaneau	8
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#230	Game Grid ticket	7
#155	Game Grid token	11
#224	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#284	Go-Wassail	66
#710	Goodfella contract	10
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#149	Green Clover of Justice	12
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#758	Heimandatz's heart	2
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#670	Jack-in-the-box	7
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#31	Knob Goblin lunchbox	106
#457	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#27	Knob pasty	33
#117	Krakrox's Loincloth	8
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#384	Let Me Be!	4
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#365	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	71
#767	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	5
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#143	Manetwich	6
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#216	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	38
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#325	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	12
#112	New Cloaca-Cola	2
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#304	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#184	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	4
#153	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#155	Piddles	4
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#128	Red Pill	3
#82	SPF 451 lip balm	27
#306	Safari Jack's moustache	5
#237	Scalp of Gorgolok	10
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#441	Silver Bullet beer	3
#358	Spooky Surprise Egg	33
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#107	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#116	The Cooler Out of Space	25
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#1432	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#590	Thwaitgold termite statuette	10
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#314	Travels with Jerry	4
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#363	Typical Tavern swill	11
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#62	Wrecked Generator	3
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#416	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#265	adorable seal larva	9
#547	ammonite fossil	7
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#506	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#195	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	9
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#339	around the world	4
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#197	baby killer bee	48
#700	badass belt	72
#496	balloon monkey	3
#324	banana	17
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#277	barrrnacle	57
#9	barskin buckler	27
#118	barskin tent	2
#165	bath ball gift set	27
#257	batskin belt	2
#233	battered Crimbo Crate	54
#6	beach glass necklace	354
#11	beige clambroth marble	7
#355	belemnite fossil	13
#7	big bundle of chamoix	63
#397	bindlestocking	6
#65	bit of clingfilm	44
#874	black candy heart	1
#36	black candygram	2
#28	black catseye marble	1
#133	black eyedrops	6
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#192	black picnic basket	10
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#431	black striped oyster egg	12
#138	blank diary	1
#261	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	26
#1102	blood flower	3
#225	blood-faced volleyball	2
#409	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#426	blue polka-dot oyster egg	10
#122	blue shell	1
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
#97	blue-frosted astral cupcake	14
#856	bone chips	3
#76	bone spurs	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#408	bottle of fire	1
#736	bottle of goofballs	35
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#437	bow	1
#121	bowl of fishysoisse	7
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#623	box of sunshine	514
#230	box turtle	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#1188	brick	21
#437	brick of sand	1
#609	brine	30
#52	brown crock marble	12
#19	bumblebee marble	9
#666	bunch of bananas	3
#499	bunny liver	8
#135	burst hellseal brain	67
#8	bus pass	513
#278	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#91	can of spinach	19
#164	can of starch	1
#307	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	28
#491	candied yams	19
#79	candy cane	502
#137	candy kneecapping stick	13
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#1326	candy stake	5
#10	catskin buckler	82
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#260	chocolate cigar	7
#166	chocolate disco ball	3
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#120	chocolate turtle totem	5
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#747	clockwork key	1
#49	clownskin belt	12
#6	clownskin buckler	82
#144	clownskin harness	2
#27	coal paperweight	1
#371	cocoa egg	30
#73	coffin lid	28
#189	colorful plastic ball	262
#236	comfy coffin	5
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#217	corpsebite	1
#208	corpsedriver	23
#249	corpsetini	20
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#243	crumbling rat skull	2
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#91	crusty hula hoop	5
#262	crystallized memory	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#648	daisy	2
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#62	deadly lampshade	11
#120	death blossom	3
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#39	delectable catalyst	30
#455	dense meat stack	122
#11	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	2
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#80	depleted uranium seal figurine	8
#405	designer handbag	7
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#125	diamond-studded fronts	2
#666	dill	57
#194	disassembled clover	594
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#190	distilled fortified wine	14
#1640	doll house	1
#64	donkey flipbook	11
#18	duck-on-a-string	61
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#317	dull fish scale	8
#899	dusty Crimbo crate	8
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#828	elven limbos gingerbread	13
#478	elven cellocello	31
#484	elven suicide capsule	31
#29	empty agua de vida bottle	3,351
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#121	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#529	evil teddy bear	25
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#591	extra-greasy slider	2
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#231	fake blood	5
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#281	fancy chocolate car	12
#55	fancy seashell necklace	718
#407	fat loot token	1
#2007	felt	2
#193	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#29	fetid feather	356
#586	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#60	figurine of an armored seal	8
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#1346	fire	2
#39	fire axe	1
#73	[2426]fire flower	14
#15	fireman's helmet	3
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#178	fistful of ashes	25
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#27	flaming feather	565
#110	flimsy clipboard	23
#40	flirtatious feather	168
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#248	floaty sand	79
#817	foam dart	1
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#80	foreign box	2
#84	freezerburned ice cube	4
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#77	frightful feather	172
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#183	frigid mote	4
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#369	frozen Mob Penguin	3
#240	frozen banquet	10
#67	frozen feather	189
#236	fruit bowl	1
#323	fruitcake	68
#967	fudgecule	100
#195	furry green turtle	1
#339	fuzzy busby	8
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#493	fuzzy montera	2
#121	gauze hammock	1
#785	ghost cucumber	52
#587	ghost of a necklace	1
#48	ghost pickle on a stick	20
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#543	giant discarded bottlecap	9
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#167	gimlet	4
#536	gingerbread bugbear	44
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#20	ginormous pumpkin	17
#39	glass gnoll eye	3
#30	glimmering buzzard feather	2
#39	glimmering great tit feather	3
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#222	goat	3
#629	gold wedding ring	3
#62	golden twig	7
#13	graveyard snowglobe	36
#99	green candygram	7
#68	green peawee marble	17
#268	green-frosted astral cupcake	4
#33	grinning turtle	9
#1913	grue egg	12
#52	guard turtle collar	23
#47	guard turtle shell	82
#733	gyroscope	3
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#54	handful of bees	1
#568	handful of confetti	72
#209	handful of numbers	2
#83	handful of sand	386
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#1227	heart necklace	6
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#361	heart of the volcano	20
#529	heart-shaped balloon	10
#148	hedgeturtle	7
#35	hellseal claw	1,016
#79	hellseal whisker	306
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#441	herbal stuffing	18
#854	herringcello	22
#38	hideous egg	31
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#5	hobo monkey	1
#507	hobo nickel	444
#160	holiday log	1
#103	hot plate	37
#31	hovering sombrero	13
#26	huge pumpkin	20
#275	ice stein	1
#29	imitation crab zoea	2
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#84	inflatable duck	39
#74	innuendo	1
#163	interesting-looking twig	19
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#1395	irradiated candy cane	4
#550	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#93	jar of squeeze	9
#208	jawbruiser	11
#1663	jazz soap	2
#339	jerky coins	61
#22	jet bennie marble	4
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#136	ketchup hound	79
#944	kneecapping stick	9
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#2930	laser-broiled pear	2
#569	lavender candy heart	18
#98	lavender candygram	6
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#259	left half of a heart necklace	2
#520	lemon	58
#15	lemonade marble	15
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#347	lewd playing card	7
#202	licorice garrote	9
#80	lime	254
#937	little paper umbrella	9
#836	live wire	1
#80	liver and let pie	5
#38	lowercase a	3
#331	lucky bottlecap	4
#1003	macaroni duck	2
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#1059	magical ice cube with a fly in it	17
#793	magical ice cubes	11
#382	magical mystery juice	16
#124	makeshift crane	2
#71	maple leaf	16
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#939	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#313	memory of a T	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#265	motivational poster	15
#616	mummy costume	9
#59	mummy wrapping	667
#110	mysterious present	4
#248	nanite-infested candy cane	67
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#195	nanite-infested fruitcake	21
#712	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7
#125	natty blue ascot	3
#279	night-vision goggles	6
#154	not-a-pipe	3
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#197	obsidian dagger	66
#657	off-white paisley oyster egg	3
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#188	old school flying disc	2
#28	old soft shoes	1
#1800	old sweatpants	5
#848	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#177	orange candy heart	259
#64	orange candygram	17
#435	orange peel hat	1
#411	orange-frosted astral cupcake	2
#1028	oyster basket	3
#220	pack of KWE trading card	13
#162	pack of pogs	113
#88	padded tortoise	2
🥉	painted shield	56
#116	painted turtle	2
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#576	paperclip	65
#99	paperclip pants	1
#806	party hat	1
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#518	peanut brittle shield	3
#179	pebblebräu	1
#814	penguin focaccia bread	22
#22	penguin skin buckler	30
#1464	penguin thesaurus	1
#29	peppermint rhino baby	2
#997	pet rock	7
#1513	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	2
#1714	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
#679	petrified wood	10
#332	phish stick	3
#350	phonics down	206
#426	pink candy heart	44
#58	pink candygram	17
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#387	pink-frosted astral cupcake	2
#226	pixel cross	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#708	pixellated candy heart	15
#15	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#147	plexiglass pith helmet	2
#235	pocketwatch on a chain	10
#622	poison pen	3
#94	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	8
#7	pompadour'd puppy	4
#924	pork elf goodies sack	5
#846	portable photocopier	3
#848	potato sprout	2
#812	potted cactus	1
#272	potted fern	2
#154	poultrygeist	5
#1512	pretty flower	5
#321	psycho sweater	1
#430	puce paisley oyster egg	6
#370	puce plastic oyster egg	10
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#115	pufferfish spine	3
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#34	pumpkin	142
#117	pumpkin beer	8
#90	pumpkin pie	2
#486	pumpkinhead mask	13
#369	quantum taco	43
#43	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	15
#86	ratskin belt	1
#148	really dense meat stack	36
#104	recording of Chorale of Companionship	2
#46	red China marble	10
#134	red balloon	3
#241	red paisley oyster egg	12
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#432	red polka-dot oyster egg	8
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#110	red wagon	4
#209	red-headed corpse	1
#94	rewinged stab bat	12
#111	ridiculous sandwich	12
#150	right half of a heart necklace	4
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#23	roboduck-on-a-string	46
#218	roll of Hob-Os	1
#1683	rubber emo roe	3
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
#108	s'more	516
#267	sabre-toothed lime cub	3
#290	sand dollar	13
#92	sandcastle	1
#142	sandwich of the gods	18
#1034	sawblade shield	1
#40	scented massage oil	52
#79	scintillating powder	2
#55	scissor duck	2
#389	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	3
#336	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	3
#246	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	16
#330	seal-blubber candle	6
#65	sealhide belt	1
#12	sealhide buckler	16
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#81	sealhide seal doll	26
#45	sealhide whip	2
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#30	sharpened hubcap	2
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#118	shredded hellseal hide	69
#107	shrinking powder	5
#133	silver shotgun shell	3
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#246	skull of the Bonerdagon	4
#192	sleazy bindle	4
#693	sleeping snowy owl	3
#697	sleeping stocking	2
#28	sleeping wereturtle	35
#23	slime-covered compass	1
#5	slime-covered shovel	5
#144	slow jam collection	26
#216	smiling rat	1
#199	smoked potsherd	3
#79	snailmail bits	7
#34	snailmail coif	1
#13	snailmail hauberk	3
#157	snake shield	5
#121	snowball	9
#626	solid gold pegleg	2
#31	solid linoleum box	1
#3319	spade necklace	1
#505	spectral pickle	21
#409	spectre scepter	78
#24	spiky turtle shield	3
#45	sponge helmet	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#933	spooky bark	3
#304	spooky bindle	3
#1948	spooky eggnog	3
#84	spooky hockey mask	14
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#460	spooky sap	18
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#57	square sponge pants	1
#907	squirming egg sac	2
#271	stained mattress	4
#798	stainless steel scarf	4
#166	stainless steel shillelagh	16
#38	stainless steel skullcap	22
#564	stainless steel slacks	7
#105	stapler bear	1
#23	star staff	26
#45	star starfish	15
#5	steely marble	10
#180	stinkin' bindle	4
#152	straw hat	1
#181	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
#24	string of Crimbo lights	12
#2943	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	2
#666	stuffed Cheshire bitten	67
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#138	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	198
#28	stuffed angry cow	867
#616	stuffed astral badger	76
#663	stuffed baby gravy fairy	71
#106	stuffed can of asparagus	499
#93	stuffed cocoabo	287
#1168	stuffed crazy bastard sword	4
#290	stuffed dodecapede	14
#674	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	69
#489	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	90
#9	stuffed hand turkey	4,251
#1037	stuffed martini	6
#598	stuffed mind flayer	77
#2563	stuffed monocle	5
#471	stuffed ninja snowman	10
#44	stuffed scary death orb	582
#188	stuffed shoulder parrot	103
#346	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	109
#43	stuffed snowy owl	500
#476	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	90
#411	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	97
#2933	stuffed tin of caviar	2
🥉	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	14,317
#2642	stuffing	1
#1104	sturdy Crimbo crate	8
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#216	sugar banana	1
#69	sugar shank	2
#18	sugar shard	1,286
#71	sugar sheet	477
#43	sugar shield	40
#146	sugar shorts	1
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#16	syncopated turtle	23
#66	tangarita	11
#444	tassel	2
#14	tasty tart	152
#441	teddy bear	15
#1090	teddy borg	5
#44	teeny-tiny magic scroll	12
#13	teflon swim fins	2
#497	ten-leaf clover	20
#93	thermos full of Knob coffee	10
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#530	throwing wrench	8
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#421	tin magnolia	1
#835	tiny bottle of absinthe	3
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#747	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	13
#108	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	67
#301	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	10
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#14	tiny plastic seal clubber	172
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#16	tiny plastic turtle tamer	171
🥈	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5,593
#350	tofurkey gravy	25
#472	tofurkey leg	18
#64	tomato daiquiri	23
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#128	torn hellseal sinew	62
#715	towel	11
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#100	transporter transponder	26
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#45	turtle pheromones	148
#196	turtle wax	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#31	turtle wax shield	5
#176	turtlemail bits	11
#19	turtlemail breeches	7
#16	turtlemail coif	10
#12	turtlemail hauberk	13
#7	turtling rod	31
#950	twitching claw	5
#126	unfortunate dumplings	3
#1539	unstable DNA	15
#563	untamable turtle	4
#1126	unusual disco ball	2
#456	upsy daisy	1
#20	urchin roe	2
#34	vampire duck-on-a-string	319
#144	vampire glitter	3
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#652	vinegar	58
#410	volcanic ash	7
#329	voodoo snuff	4
#7	wad of slimy rags	166
#74	walrus ice cream	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#205	warbear accoutrements chunk	25
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#903	white balloon	1
#322	white candy heart	92
#24	white candygram	42
#38	white chocolate and tomato pizza	100
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#1615	wind-up chattering teeth	5
#69	wizard action figure	1
#10	woim	7
#811	wolfman mask	5
#148	wonderwall shield	10
#482	worthless gewgaw	7
#158	worthless trinket	46
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#202	wumpus hair	9
#774	x-ray specs	18
#46	yellow candygram	67
#63	yellow matter custard	2
#119	yellow paisley oyster egg	18
#285	yellow plastic oyster egg	19
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1194	yellow snowcone	17
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1414	yo-yo	9

Wow, that's 57,984 items total!

what items are this player missing?