| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #78 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,291 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #238 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #2577 | box of sunshine | 40 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #531 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #121 | cream pie | 12 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #135 | deadly lampshade | 7 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #458 | elven limbos gingerbread | 30 |
| #276 | elven moonshine | 43 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #834 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #329 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #32 | glowing frisbee | 2 |
| #509 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #307 | knuckle sandwich | 81 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #497 | patent leather shoes | 13 |
| #538 | penguin thesaurus | 13 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #92 | psycho sweater | 4 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #842 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #876 | roll of toilet paper | 60 |
| #13 | shot of rotgut | 169 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #669 | spooky bark | 10 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #832 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #677 | unstable DNA | 74 |
| #590 | wolfman mask | 10 |