| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #78 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,291 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #239 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #2576 | box of sunshine | 40 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #533 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #121 | cream pie | 12 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #135 | deadly lampshade | 7 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #459 | elven limbos gingerbread | 30 |
| #277 | elven moonshine | 43 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #830 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #330 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #35 | glowing frisbee | 2 |
| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #307 | knuckle sandwich | 81 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #498 | patent leather shoes | 13 |
| #538 | penguin thesaurus | 13 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #92 | psycho sweater | 4 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #875 | roll of toilet paper | 60 |
| #13 | shot of rotgut | 169 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #670 | spooky bark | 10 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #831 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #678 | unstable DNA | 74 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |