Cheesy Noodle

RankItemQuantity
#63"KICK ME" sign13
#9637x37x37 puzzle cube38
#44Aggressive Carrot47
#1062Amulet of Yendor8
#125Bash-Ōs boxtop9
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#492CRIMBCO mug23
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#675Crimbo Credit1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#1129Crimbuck478
#462Dickory Farms Gift Basket13
🥇French slippers1
#423Goodfella contract55
#81Groll doll8
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#54Holiday Fun!47
#75LCD game: Burger Belt11
#68LCD game: Food Eater15
#81LCD game: Garbage River8
🥇LWA ring1
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#75Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet211
#557Loudmouth Larry Lamprey36
#116Mae West with a fly in it3
#83McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade44
#309Microplushie: Bropane37
#370Microplushie: Dorkonide9
#362Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid12
#330Microplushie: Fauxnerditide7
#292Microplushie: Gothochondria31
#344Microplushie: Hippylase36
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#302Microplushie: Hobomosome20
#313Microplushie: Otakulone43
#400Microplushie: Raverdrine16
#376Microplushie: Sororitrate24
#119Mr. Haggis20
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#219Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#53Source terminal DIAGRAM chip1
#46Source terminal INGRAM chip1
#50Source terminal TRIGRAM chip1
#50Source terminal file: damage.enh1
#50Source terminal file: stats.enq1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#4Tales of Dread1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#114Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag23
#88Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette26
#168Thwaitgold amoeba statuette4
#562Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#73Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette13
#190Thwaitgold bookworm statuette5
#40Thwaitgold bug statuette16
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#41Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette13
#213Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#36Thwaitgold chigger statuette10
#7Thwaitgold cockroach statuette17
#378Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette12
#84Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette3
#279Thwaitgold firefly statuette12
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#318Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#108Thwaitgold listening bug statuette3
#258Thwaitgold maggot statuette13
#74Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette8
#49Thwaitgold metabug statuette6
#176Thwaitgold mosquito statuette8
#126Thwaitgold moth statuette3
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#20Thwaitgold nymph statuette23
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#224Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#159Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette11
#384Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette11
#20Thwaitgold scorpion statuette19
#287Thwaitgold slug statuette16
#66Thwaitgold spider statuette21
#766Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette11
#643Thwaitgold termite statuette8
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#115Vial of jus de larmes1
#108actual reality goggles23
#858adorable seal larva3
#80airblaster gun47
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#7429badass belt1
#1521bag of airline peanuts5
#350bath ball gift set14
#355bejeweled cufflinks12
#874black candy heart1
#564black-and-blue light41
#96blended frozen swill with a fly in it3
#561blue plasma ball42
#5booze drive button1
#1951bottle of goofballs11
#1074brick26
#1223brine3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#157bunny liver63
#6candy drive button1
#79cap gun3
#524cheap studded belt46
#997cheap toaster2
#128cheer extractor1
#57chewable paper14
#1441clown hammer5
#2494club necklace2
#104confusing LED clock82
🥉control crystal1
#632crystalline cheer2
#513cymbal syrup6
#972defective skull12
#226depleted uranium seal figurine3
#1595diamond necklace4
#1622dill1
#404donated candy9
#424donated food5
#133eggman noodles1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#69eleven-foot pole14
#525empty agua de vida bottle280
#819encoder ring9
#77eternal car battery2
#1161explosion-flavored chewing gum12
#21faded green protest sign2
#17faded red protest sign2
#1042fake fake vomit20
#1468fake hand4
#210fancy opera glasses20
#499flavored foot massage oil47
#506foam dart45
#8food drive button1
#808friendly cheez blob3
#2296fuzzy dice3
#618garish pinky ring5
#337giant designer sunglasses13
#130glass of warm water1
#55glow-in-the-dark necklace11
🥇goo magnet1
#278gooified animal matter3
#123gooified mineral matter16
#256gooified vegetable matter5
#168green clay bead75
#5337grue egg1
#23gunpowder burrito210
#88haggis socks49
#88haggis-infused soap81
#84haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis57
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#3384heart necklace1
#69home robotics kit41
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1395jazz soap6
#1152joybuzzer14
#36liquid SONAR3
#593macaroni duck4
#1194magical ice cube with a fly in it12
#665magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#339magical pony: Pearjack4
#318magical pony: Rosey Cake5
#404magical pony: Shutterfly3
#645magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#479magical pony: Uniquity2
#78magicberry tablets77
#86magnetic sculpture kit26
#236mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#73mime pocket probe1
#144missing wine1
#509mood ring9
#295motivational poster14
#41nuclear stockpile1
#92old school calculator watch40
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#803pack of KWE trading card4
#663peanut brittle shield1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#438personal massager30
#672personalized coffee mug36
#1379pet rock "Groucho" disguise4
#1290pet rock "Snooty" disguise10
#160pink clay bead128
#62plastic nunchaku8
#55portable cassette player11
#162purple clay bead29
#36puzzling ribbon1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#694red class ring8
#17red-hot knucklebone10
#122reflection of a map5
#637round purple sunglasses1
#2145rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#1545rubber WWJD? bracelet5
#979rubber WWSPD? bracelet8
#1730rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#1570rubber emo roe5
#44rubber spider21
#303slow jam collection14
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#26spectre scepter404
🥉spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip1
#1069spooky bark1
#528stick-on eyebrow piercing38
#62sticky hand whip7
#538stray chihuahua5
#2784stuffed Baron von Ratsworth3
#2295stuffed Cheshire bitten21
#1544stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech33
#1049stuffed Meat42
#1440stuffed angry cow35
#1780stuffed astral badger29
#1146stuffed baby gravy fairy45
#1973stuffed cocoabo25
#1571stuffed flaming gravy fairy33
#2128stuffed frozen gravy fairy24
#1400stuffed hand turkey37
#708stuffed key80
#1851stuffed mind flayer28
#819stuffed mink57
#1154stuffed monocle37
#1186stuffed scary death orb43
#2118stuffed sleazy gravy fairy24
#1996stuffed snowy owl25
#1535stuffed spooky gravy fairy34
#1860stuffed stinky gravy fairy27
#964stuffed teddy butler47
#859stuffed tin of caviar55
#700stuffed treasure chest79
#1404stuffed undead elbow macaroni37
#2033teddy bear1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
🥇time sleigh1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#148tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer9
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#306tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer6
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#83tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer12
#417tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer5
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#184tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer8
#310tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer6
#184tiny die-cast Swiss hen3
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#320tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign6
#303tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer6
#75tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg5
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#123tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree4
#623tiny die-cast factory worker elf3
#603tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf3
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#182tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#614tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf3
#304tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming2
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#81tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#46tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#40tiny plastic Penny1
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#37tiny plastic food lab1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#45tiny plastic sea elf1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#53tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#563untamable turtle4
#144unused walkie-talkie5
#664unusual disco ball4
#1497vertebra of the Bonerdagon2
#738vinegar47
#899wad of cotton1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#589white class ring9
#35white elephant gift2
#114white page1
#1383whoopie cushion9
#1457wind-up chattering teeth8
#900x-ray specs12
#1346yellow snowcone11

Wow, that's 5,448 items total!

what items are this player missing?