| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #128 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #128 | around the world | 27 |
| #4726 | badass belt | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #395 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 99 |
| #321 | filthy lucre | 109 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3243 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #432 | radium-flavored potato chips | 99 |
| #9 | scintillating powder | 10 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2385 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #74 | turtle pheromones | 101 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #392 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 99 |
| #280 | worthless gewgaw | 21 |
| #250 | worthless knick-knack | 36 |
| #77 | worthless trinket | 225 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |