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| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #1252 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1062 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #438 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 7 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2745 | candy cane | 6 |
| #704 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1215 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #1026 | daisy | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #1043 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1064 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1116 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #792 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2824 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #529 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #1375 | ion grid | 4 |
| #548 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #2408 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #289 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #163 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #475 | quantum polarity inducer | 6 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1950 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #846 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #856 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1085 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #6275 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7021 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6374 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6184 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7027 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8983 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6295 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #6377 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4805 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6202 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3044 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4568 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7022 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #701 | synthetic stuffing | 7 |
| #1114 | theoretical string | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4905 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6192 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6136 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4501 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4813 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3270 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #401 | toast | 2,642 |
| #1343 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |