AeriusPrimus

RankItemQuantity
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2709Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1167Feynman gate5
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1008Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#669LED block1
#3360Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#60Tropical Crimbo Sword2
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#761Wand of Nagamar4
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#886antique greaves1
#896antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#946antique spear1
#430balaclava1
#1059battered Crimbo Crate5
#671beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#438bi-lateral logic compressor7
#1006big red clown nose1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#964bloody clown pants1
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#593bullet-proof corduroys1
#2744candy cane6
#703candy kneecapping stick4
#667candy knuckles4
#1784candy stake4
#1216capacitor relay5
#1278carbon nanotube frame5
🥈carbonite visor1
#1660cheap toaster1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#797clown shoes1
#3274club necklace1
#527computronic processing unit5
#1025daisy1
#3284diamond necklace1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#807dusty Crimbo crate10
#1042dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1063dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1031dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1061dusty bottle of Port1
#1016dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#855eXtreme scarf1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#341evil googly eye12
#1085eyepatch1
#1635fake hand2
#855festive holiday hat4
#1000filthy corduroys1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#1638giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2821gingerbread bugbear3
#2303gingerbread horror3
#2813gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#402high-resistance ultrapolymer plating7
#530hyperbolic plasma focuser5
#1169iGoogly6
#1376ion grid4
#548ion-pulse modulation stabilizer5
#2407irradiated candy cane2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1188logic synthesizer5
#377los chinos1
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#2526nanite-infested candy cane3
#2559nanite-infested eggnog2
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#764nanofiber cloth5
#1889oyster basket1
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#475quantum polarity inducer6
#490recursive spline reticulator5
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#547reverse-oscillating klystron5
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#3636rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#545servomechanical torsion facilitator5
#802snowboarder pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1947spooky eggnog3
#846spooky felt10
#856spooky length of string11
#760spooky toy wheel6
#862spooky wooden block7
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#420star sword1
#7007stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#7823stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#1086stuffed alien blob6
#6271stuffed angry cow4
#7013stuffed astral badger3
#6371stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#6177stuffed cocoabo4
#1577stuffed dodecapede1
#1170stuffed doppelshifter8
#5806stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#7022stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#2498stuffed gray blob2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#6374stuffed scary death orb4
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#4599stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#6196stuffed snowy owl4
#5809stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#3044stuffed spooky mushroom1
#4565stuffed stinky gravy fairy8
#7014stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#2642stuffing1
#1276sturdy Crimbo crate5
#963swashbuckling pants1
#701synthetic stuffing7
#1115theoretical string5
🥇time sleigh1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2845tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2157tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6118tiny plastic angry goat2
#3972tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3972tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#4897tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#2570tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6128tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4884tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#4856tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4810tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3858tiny plastic goth giant1
#6096tiny plastic grue2
#4595tiny plastic hermit1
#6145tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#3267tiny plastic killer bee5
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#4875tiny plastic leprechaun3
#4835tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3835tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#6159tiny plastic mosquito2
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2600tiny plastic pastamancer2
#6131tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#3890tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#6196tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#4861tiny plastic stab bat3
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3859tiny plastic taco cat1
#1829tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#3848tiny plastic whitesnake1
#399toast2,642
#1344toy hoverpad3
#2209toy jet pack1
#1245wolf mask1

Wow, that's 3,168 items total!

what items are this player missing?