| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 3 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #24 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| 🥉 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 60 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #11 | bark beret | 5 |
| #12 | bark boxers | 4 |
| #11 | bark bracelet | 3 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #294 | hobo nickel | 1,000 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #187 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 12 |
| #32 | kumquat | 220 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #8 | sharpened hubcap | 15 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | very large caltrop | 5 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |