| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 16 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #249 | chorizo brownies | 8 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #137 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #535 | handful of confetti | 75 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #138 | jungle floor wax | 2 |
| #254 | meat from yesterday | 8 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #286 | negative lump | 16 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #200 | orcish hand lotion | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #199 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #42 | warbear bearserker potion | 42 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #18 | warbear wardance potion | 82 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |