Bobvs

RankItemQuantity
#121.21 jigawatts11
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#828Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air4
#1123Cloaca grenade7
#647Cloaca-Cola42
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#677Dyspepsi grenade16
#1410Dyspepsi-Cola13
#903Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#168Happy Birthday, Claude! cake11
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#144Knob mushroom100
#112Mad Train wine1,000
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#99Valentine666
#102Valentine's Day cake5
#1478abominable snowcone1
#118arrow'd heart balloon5
#13asbestos ore1,600
#769aspirin1
#2042ball1
#14bar skin3,749
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#813black snowcone1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#393blood flower20
#877blue snowcone1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#1074bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#1380brine1
#128briny vinegar1
#67bubblewrap ore61
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#2741candy cane6
#80cardboard ore38
#1660cheap toaster1
#618clockwork key2
#176coconut bikini top1
#1182coconut shell2
#43cog1,000
#12cog and sprocket assembly1,000
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1622dill1
#1640doll house1
#80double daisy5
#22empty meat tank1,000
#255especially salty dog1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#31fine wine1,000
#378flaming glowsticks1
#302flaming mushroom9
#269floral print shirt1
#428frilly shirt1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1922ghost cucumber1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#108ghostly pickling solution1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#210gingham blouse1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#292green balloon11
#18green beer666
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1743herbal stuffing3
#325iced-out bling1
#2060kite1
#23lifeless meat doll7
#72linoleum ore110
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#570lovecat tail1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#331marionette5
#112miniature stuffed Goth Giant5
#628ninja mop1
#2716pet rock1
#368philter of phorce1
#332phish stick3
#62picture of a dead guy's girlfriend11
#681pirate shirt1
#753plastic passion fruit1
#587radio button candy1
#1303rag doll1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#61ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon43
#73scroll of drastic healing1,337
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1347sock monkey1
#1388spectral pickle1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#45spring1,000
#41sprocket1,000
#6sprocket assembly1,000
#288star shirt1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#593supportive bra1
#4targeting chip716
#322tasket1
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1086tiny plastic turtle tamer5
#35tires1,000
#265tisket1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#2068top1
#2209toy jet pack1
#139toy soldier11
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1642vinegar1
#337white balloon11
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1

Wow, that's 18,447 items total!

what items are this player missing?