| #12 | 1.21 jigawatts | 11 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #824 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #1120 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola | 42 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #675 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #1411 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 13 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #168 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 11 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #142 | Knob mushroom | 100 |
| #111 | Mad Train wine | 1,000 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #98 | Valentine | 666 |
| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #118 | arrow'd heart balloon | 5 |
| #11 | asbestos ore | 1,600 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #14 | bar skin | 3,749 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #393 | blood flower | 20 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #64 | bubblewrap ore | 61 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #78 | cardboard ore | 38 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #43 | cog | 1,000 |
| #12 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1,000 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #22 | empty meat tank | 1,000 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #30 | fine wine | 1,000 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #301 | flaming mushroom | 9 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #18 | green beer | 666 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #23 | lifeless meat doll | 7 |
| #70 | linoleum ore | 110 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #112 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 5 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #61 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 11 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #60 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 43 |
| #72 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,337 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #45 | spring | 1,000 |
| #41 | sprocket | 1,000 |
| #5 | sprocket assembly | 1,000 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #4 | targeting chip | 716 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #34 | tires | 1,000 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #138 | toy soldier | 11 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #337 | white balloon | 11 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |