| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #638 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1369 | unstable DNA | 21 |