Museum :: Allis

Allis

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#88	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#64	"caramel" orange	38
#125	1,970 carat gold	2
#10	11-leaf clover	1,347
#41	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	449
#891	30669 scroll	2
#38	33398 scroll	881
#934	334 scroll	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#61	Adventurer bobblehead	3
#59	Affirmation Cookie	2
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#199	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
🥈	Ambitious Turkey	6,717
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#316	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Atomic Pop	72
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#127	BOOterfinger	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#70	BRICKO reactor	5
#41	Baja sopapilla	10
#24	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	166
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#30	BitterSweetTarts	480
#18	Black Angus blackburger	3
#58	Blue Diamond of Honesty	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2383	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#113	Boss Drops	1
#228	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	15
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#187	C.H.U.M. chum	7
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#516	CRIMBCO wine	15
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#13	Centauri fish wine	11
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#91	Cheer-Up soda	8
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#672	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#35	Crimbeau de toilette	11
#1480	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#43	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#20	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#45	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#586	Crimbo Credit	2
#86	Crimbo Factory surprise box	33
#867	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#105	Crimbo candle	2
#11	Crimbo crystal shards	57
#143	Crimbo food scraps	15
#859	Crimbo fudge	9
#870	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
#319	Crimbo pie	7
#419	Crimbo salad	3
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#86	Crimbo train emergency brake	43
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#211	Crimbot battery	3
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#122	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	4
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#125	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#90	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	6
#67	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	8
#88	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	6
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#171	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#146	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	3
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#352	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#47	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	10
#300	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	7
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#273	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#152	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#42	Crimboysters Rockefeller	11
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#675	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
#231	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	25
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#185	Duskwalker syringe	1
#206	Dust bunny	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#62	Elvish delight	9
#203	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#652	FDKOL commendation	44
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#38	Feliz Navidad	1
#54	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#64	Freddy Kruegerand	249
#140	Frogade	3
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#175	Genalen™ Bottle	15
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#297	Green Clover of Justice	7
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#668	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#89	Holiday Fun!	3
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#226	Inner Strength	2
#235	Inner Truth	2
#38	Inner Wisdom	6
#97	Instant Karma	119
#383	Iron Beta of Industry	21
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#488	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#355	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	72
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#92	Mae West with a fly in it	4
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#104	Mark of the Werewolf	2
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#65	Mer-kin cookiestove	82
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#948	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	5
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#339	Misty Cape	2
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#322	Misty Robe	2
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#107	Mon Tiki	18
#66	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#4	Mr. Accessory Jr.	6
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#478	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#4	Orange Star of Sacrifice	106
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#7	Piddles	5,223
#464	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#374	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	4
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
🥈	Polka Pop	4,391
#16	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#84	Psychotic Train wine	9
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#1997	Rock Pops	10
#233	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#68	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#169	Space Tours Tripple	4
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#298	Supernova Champagne	14
#328	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	42
#374	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	35
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#30	Talisman of Baio	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#5	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	22,195
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#139	The Joy of Wassailing	19
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#123	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#215	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#561	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#54	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	8
#181	Thwaitgold ant statuette	6
#1054	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#156	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	6
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#314	Thwaitgold bug statuette	4
#189	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	5
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#213	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	6
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#808	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
#1202	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#67	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	5
#1064	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#155	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	3
#49	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#618	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#40	Thwaitgold moth statuette	7
#67	Thwaitgold nit statuette	3
#184	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	6
#188	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	4
#587	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#369	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#701	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#523	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#1390	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	6
#513	Thwaitgold termite statuette	13
#27	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	5
#104	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#10	Trainbot autoassembly module	25
#78	Trainbot circuitry	31
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#49	Trainbot linkages	54
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#61	Trainbot optics	45
#57	Trainbot plating	45
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#62	Trainbot servomotors	37
#31	Trainbot slag	270
#76	Trainbot tubing	27
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#68	Trollhouse cookies	954
#441	Typical Tavern swill	6
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#7	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	2
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#29	Yellow Moon of Compassion	48
#50	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#49	a cute angel	1
#143	a little sump'm sump'm	28
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#158	abominable blubber	4
#504	accidental cider	1
#95	actual tapas	4
#651	adder bladder	3
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#39	agnolotti arboli	2
#5	agua de vida	3,181
#74	alien meat	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#90	all-purpose cleaner	112
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#368	ammonite fossil	12
#459	ancient protein powder	5
#408	ancient spice	3
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#38	anemoney clip	1
#139	angst burger	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#852	anniversary gift box	5
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#283	ant rake	1
#350	anti-anti-antidote	5
#766	anticheese	3
#115	antimatter wad	1
#34	antique Canadian lantern	6
#886	antique greaves	1
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#896	antique helmet	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#54	antique nutcracker figurine	8
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#327	asbestos apron	2
#387	asbestos staff	1
#52	autumn-spice donut	1
#125	baby killer bee	78
#16	bacon bath ball	34
#447	baconstone	18
#185	baconstone earring	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#368	badass belt	114
#83	badass pie	2
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#364	bag of bones	3
#367	bag of lard	3
#94	bag of many confections	3
#30	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#899	baggie of powdered sugar	7
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#10	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#42	balanced antler	3
#1592	ball	2
#25	ballast turtle	45
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#967	banana	2
#337	banana cream pie	1
#347	banana peel	10
#185	banana supersucker	2
#755	bananagate	4
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#80	barrrnacle	151
#902	baseball	1
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#586	beach glass bead	2
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#46	beaver punch (cherry)	3
#40	beaver punch (papaya)	4
#54	beaver punch (peach)	3
#39	beavermouth	299
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#392	belemnite fossil	11
#41	bezoar ring	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#480	bindlestocking	4
#1499	bit of clingfilm	1
#356	bite-me-red lipstick	35
#181	black Crimbo ball	4
#172	black and white cracker	3
#22	black brandy	3
#193	black eyedrops	4
#711	black paisley oyster egg	7
#295	black pudding	8
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#892	blackberry	1
#138	blank diary	1
🥇	blank note	1
#114	blended frozen swill	2
#37	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	9
#159	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	99
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#2865	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#83	blood and blood	1
#164	blood of the Wereseal	5
#190	blood-faced volleyball	3
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#213	bone aperitif	2
#856	bone chips	3
#111	bone collar	3
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#22	bonedanna	2
#53	bonerang	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#72	bottle of Crimbognac	5
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#3682	bottle of goofballs	3
#58	bottled day	4
#14	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	6
🥈	bowl of eyeballs	2,930
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#111	bowl of mernudo	6
#274	box	50
#1337	box of sunshine	143
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#321	breaded beer	2
#128	briny vinegar	1
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#247	brown crock marble	1
#130	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#9	bubblin' crude	4,424
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#360	buckyball	13
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#968	bunny liver	1
#114	burnt flower	163
#108	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#28	cactus monocle	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#1700	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1141	candied kobold	1
#4137	candy cane	2
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#3109	candy stake	2
#585	canopic jar	1
🥇	caret	1,518
#55	carnivorous potted plant	2
#234	cement sandals	4
#88	chakra malt	2
#206	chakra sludge	3
#69	chakra-mental wine	7
#56	chamoisole	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#63	cheer-o-gram	11
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#113	choco-Crimbot	15
#9	chocolate bath ball	50
#487	chocolate cigar	2
#162	chocolate saucepan	3
#165	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#106	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#259	chocomotive	3
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1752	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#78	cloning kit	24
#190	club necklace	27
#120	clutch of dodecapede eggs	6
#203	cob of corn	1
#506	cocoa egg	17
#912	cog	6
#40	cold and sour sauce	3
#357	cold nuggets	1
#298	cold wad	3
#20	concentrated fish broth	3
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#40	contract enforcement stick	75
🥉	control crystal	1
#208	cookie cookie	4
#124	cordial of concentration	3
#696	corpse on the beach	7
#659	corpsedriver	7
#701	corpsetini	7
#607	corrupted data	7
#77	cranberry cordial	6
#52	crappy brain	261
#113	crotchety pants	1
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#4	crystal Crimbo goblet	259
🥉	crystal Crimbo platter	261
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#126	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#298	cup of primitive beer	5
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#393	dance card	3
#63	deactivated mini-Trainbot	3
#44	deadfall branch	4
#261	decaying goldfish liver	23
#199	dense meat stack	3,326
#47	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	9
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#287	diamond necklace	19
#10	dice belt buckle	1
🥉	dice ring	2
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#394	dire fudgesicle	2
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#581	distilled fortified wine	3
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#45	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#159	donkey flipbook	5
#53	drafty drawers	1
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#1056	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1258	tiny plastic angry bugbear	6
#1412	tiny plastic angry goat	13
#664	tiny plastic angry space marine	6
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#833	tiny plastic anime smiley	9
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1069	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#737	tiny plastic astronomer	10
#812	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	22
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#1054	tiny plastic barrrnacle	17
#674	tiny plastic batbugbear	6
#581	tiny plastic beanbat	12
#487	tiny plastic bee swarm	9
#579	tiny plastic beebee gunners	7
#592	tiny plastic beebee queue	7
#648	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	7
#846	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4
#332	tiny plastic blazing bat	13
#2242	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	8
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#592	tiny plastic brainsweeper	12
#1064	tiny plastic briefcase bat	7
#669	tiny plastic bugaboo	6
#303	tiny plastic buzzerker	14
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#840	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#869	tiny plastic cocoabo	20
#2470	tiny plastic coffee pixie	7
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#926	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#594	tiny plastic cubist bull	12
#642	tiny plastic demoninja	11
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#1362	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1465	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
#735	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	10
#558	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#1789	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#924	tiny plastic fruit golem	8
#1828	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	10
#2520	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#1542	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	12
#903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#752	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#1412	tiny plastic grue	13
#941	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#1057	tiny plastic hermit	5
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1396	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	13
#490	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	9
#856	tiny plastic killer bee	20
#808	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	9
#2228	tiny plastic leprechaun	8
#1817	tiny plastic levitating potato	10
#1466	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#652	tiny plastic moneybee	6
#2229	tiny plastic mosquito	8
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#493	tiny plastic mumblebee	9
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#630	tiny plastic ninja snowman	12
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#1797	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#418	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#2036	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	9
#1327	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#408	tiny plastic scary clown	17
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#1032	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#812	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#744	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	10
#481	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#713	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	10
#2033	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	9
#1463	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#1823	tiny plastic stab bat	10
#1192	tiny plastic star starfish	15
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#845	tiny plastic taco cat	9
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#353	tiny plastic the Free Man	7
#477	tiny plastic topiary golem	14
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#389	tiny plastic turtle tamer	11
#1067	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#1045	tiny plastic whitesnake	7
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1047	tiny plastic zmobie	7
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#338	toast	3,459
#265	toe jam	1
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2812	tofurkey leg	1
#258	tomato juice of powerful power	6
#1792	toothsome rock	3
#902	top	5
#37	torquoise ring	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#1357	towel	3
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#52	transparent nog	5
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#617	tropical orchid	1
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#392	tulip	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#129	turtlemail bits	23
#131	turtling rod	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#461	twinkly nuggets	3
#458	twinkly powder	2
#608	twinkly wad	67
#15	two meat muck	18
#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#531	unidentified jerky	7
#48	universal biscuit	58
#41	unoccupied sheep suit	1
#129	useless powder	1,941
#488	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#98	volcanic ash	79
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#73	wad of slimy rags	17
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#227	warbear accoutrements chunk	16
#31	warbear bearserker mead	19
#168	warbear bearserker potion	7
#47	warbear blizzard mead	14
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#47	warbear feasting bread	16
#313	warbear gyrocopter	2
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#180	warbear liquid overcoat	7
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#40	warbear thermoregulator bread	15
#224	warbear trouser fragment	15
#179	warbear wardance potion	7
#17	warbear warrior bread	27
#210	warehouse key	2
#48	waterlogged cloth	30
#53	waterlogged leather	27
#33	waterlogged metal	37
#41	waterlogged stuffing	31
#33	waterlogged wood	14
#69	weird gazelle steak	2
#172	white Canadian	22
#171	white Crimbo ball	3
#48	white elephant gift	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#415	white rice	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#544	wind-up chattering teeth	60
#685	wind-up meatcar	5
#47	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	978
#249	wonderwall shield	4
#53	worksite credentials	1
🥈	worthless gewgaw	19,647
🥈	worthless knick-knack	24,270
🥈	worthless trinket	47,324
#131	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#284	wumpus hair	5
#1455	x-ray specs	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#343	yellow gummi ingot	95
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1261	yo-yo	11
#104	yule gruel	10
#65	yule hatchet	8
#102	yule pup	1
#67	zombie	1
#19	zombie mariachi hat	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,384,922 items total!

what items are this player missing?