| #231 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 27 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #49 | Atomic Pop | 27 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #185 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 26 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #169 | Safari Jack's moustache | 8 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #275 | Workytime Tea | 9 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #429 | baby killer bee | 23 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #486 | barrrnacle | 32 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #336 | burst hellseal brain | 15 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #139 | chainsaw chain | 5 |
| #164 | chakra sludge | 6 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #475 | crystalline cheer | 7 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #199 | discocktail | 19 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #68 | ghost protocol | 10 |
| #126 | ghost trap | 14 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #587 | grue egg | 45 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #227 | leaflet | 5 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #236 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #195 | negative lump | 171 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #79 | overloaded micro-reactor | 58 |
| #272 | peppermint tailings | 38 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #339 | really dense meat stack | 19 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #79 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #325 | shredded hellseal hide | 13 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #59 | silent L | 4 |
| #147 | silent M | 2 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #124 | silent P | 4 |
| #21 | silent S | 4 |
| #28 | silent U | 3 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #44 | silent Z | 4 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #137 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #320 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #594 | solid gold bowling ball | 29 |
| #251 | squirming egg sac | 53 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #512 | strawberyl | 10 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #802 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 15 |
| #317 | sucker scaffold | 32 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #274 | torn hellseal sinew | 18 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #2163 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1003 | useless powder | 44 |
| #526 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #10 | warbear badge | 17 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #113 | warbear requisition box | 53 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |