| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #304 | Feynman gate | 37 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #290 | acoustic guitarrr | 13 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #585 | astronaut pants | 13 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #1458 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #294 | box of sunshine | 1,400 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #642 | candied yams | 14 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1065 | canteen of wine | 14 |
| #346 | capacitor relay | 34 |
| #311 | carbon nanotube frame | 40 |
| #159 | cheap elven gloves | 24 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #20 | cryptic puzzle box | 2 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #192 | cyborg stompin' boot | 8 |
| #13 | daisy | 10,436 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #253 | duct tape | 165 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #226 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 3 |
| #392 | elven limbos gingerbread | 34 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #209 | elven socks | 20 |
| #36 | elven whittling knife | 3 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #27 | exactly-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #188 | festive holiday hat | 21 |
| #411 | fetid feather | 14 |
| #451 | flaming feather | 16 |
| #372 | flirtatious feather | 15 |
| #136 | foam dart | 418 |
| #212 | foam noodle | 6 |
| #53 | foolscap fool's cap | 117 |
| #479 | frightful feather | 10 |
| #448 | frozen feather | 14 |
| #77 | giant foam finger | 76 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #274 | golden ring | 80 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #489 | gray bow tie | 14 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #180 | guitar pick | 25 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #845 | herbal stuffing | 9 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #200 | iGoogly | 133 |
| #134 | immense cyborg hand | 14 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #308 | ion grid | 43 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #935 | knuckle sandwich | 14 |
| #327 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #288 | logic synthesizer | 42 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #106 | mesh cap | 41 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #318 | monomolecular yo-yo | 232 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #457 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #271 | patent leather shoes | 25 |
| #396 | penguin thesaurus | 18 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1243 | robotronic egg | 17 |
| #651 | rocky raccoon | 4 |
| #300 | rogue swarmer | 90 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #241 | sawblade fragment | 91 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #456 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #392 | spooky felt | 25 |
| #392 | spooky length of string | 28 |
| #846 | spooky mushroom | 35 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #872 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #399 | spooky stuffing | 14 |
| #204 | spooky toy wheel | 24 |
| #345 | spooky wooden block | 22 |
| #119 | star shirt | 3 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #456 | stuffed gray blob | 92 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #193 | teddy borg | 56 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #658 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #642 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #825 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #574 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #844 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #536 | toy jet pack | 14 |
| #67 | toy maglev monorail | 16 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #682 | unstable DNA | 73 |
| #325 | upsy daisy | 5 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #267 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #506 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 12 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #488 | white lightning | 15 |