| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #873 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 6 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #294 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #393 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #531 | blackberry | 8 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #476 | box | 18 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1031 | chaos butterfly | 34 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #149 | clockwork key | 11 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #492 | cog | 48 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #131 | flange | 24 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #878 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #686 | meat vortex | 18 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #717 | mummy wrapping | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #841 | plot hole | 26 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #818 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #715 | spider web | 18 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #468 | spring | 41 |
| #455 | sprocket | 45 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |