| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #874 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 6 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #296 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #394 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #531 | blackberry | 8 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #475 | box | 18 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1033 | chaos butterfly | 34 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #149 | clockwork key | 11 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #491 | cog | 48 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1581 | duct tape | 7 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #132 | flange | 24 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #878 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #630 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1933 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #687 | meat vortex | 18 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #716 | mummy wrapping | 4 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #840 | plot hole | 26 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #821 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1136 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2991 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #716 | spider web | 18 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #466 | spring | 41 |
| #454 | sprocket | 45 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7821 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6332 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5738 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1635 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1194 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1650 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1587 | useless powder | 6 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |