| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #873 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 6 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #296 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 4 |
| #817 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #395 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1801 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #531 | blackberry | 8 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #474 | box | 18 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1033 | chaos butterfly | 34 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #149 | clockwork key | 11 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #492 | cog | 48 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1577 | duct tape | 7 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #132 | flange | 24 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1174 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #880 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #632 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #687 | meat vortex | 18 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #715 | mummy wrapping | 4 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #840 | plot hole | 26 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #626 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #820 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #715 | spider web | 18 |
| #112 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #466 | spring | 41 |
| #454 | sprocket | 45 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2343 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4834 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4931 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7026 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6332 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8942 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3418 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5795 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7797 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5738 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7019 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2500 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2902 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2496 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1194 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2043 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2528 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2503 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1398 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2273 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1583 | useless powder | 6 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |