DracoTrainer

RankItemQuantity
#255A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes4
#325BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt3
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#58BRAINS shorts25
#82Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler31
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#148Blood 'n' Plenty1
#61Blood Light52
🥇Bloodbath1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#344Bone's Farm "wine"5
#35Bonestabber1
🥈Byte1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2426CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#750Drowsy Sword22
#115Ecto-Cooler10
#1165FDKOL commendation1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#41FDKOL hotcakes210
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥇Ginsu™1
#1049Go-Wassail1
#421Haunted Sorority House staff guide5
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#131Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar4
#352Knob Goblin scimitar29
🥇Meatcleaver1
#298Nightstalker perfume5
#76Silver Bullet beer29
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#129Spirit Precipice1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#126Sword of Dark Omens3
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#106Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro165
#116Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita155
#247Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#99Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco193
#419The Cooler Out of Space3
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#33Work is a Four Letter Sword1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#816ammonite fossil3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#212antique machete1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#478asbestos sword1
#61bacon bath ball13
#312balloon sword1
#77ballpark hot daub1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#251banana supersucker1
#644bananagate6
#144basic meat sword1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#619belemnite fossil5
#502bite-me-red lipstick5
#313black sword8
#137blank diary1
#246blank fudge mold1
#310bone chips50
#313bottle of Blank-Out38
#408bottle of fire1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#110broken sword50
#141bubble-wrap simulator6
#98bubblewrap sword1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#108buffalo blade1
#108cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar5
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#127candied bolts7
#177candied nuts6
#330cardboard katana1
#95cardboard sword1
#450cardboard wakizashi3
#523chrome sword1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#70clockwork sword1
#180costume sword4
#8cozy scimitar1
#41cursed scrunchie26
#57dense meat sword2
#146disco horoscope (Aquarius)8
#138disco horoscope (Aries)9
#169disco horoscope (Cancer)6
#147disco horoscope (Capricorn)8
#163disco horoscope (Gemini)6
#175disco horoscope (Leo)5
#224disco horoscope (Libra)3
#142disco horoscope (Pisces)8
#185disco horoscope (Sagittarius)5
#181disco horoscope (Scorpio)5
#222disco horoscope (Taurus)3
#176disco horoscope (Virgo)5
#228discocktail11
#100dripping meat sword1
#29drop of water-37754
#242drum of pomade5
#232duct tape sword1
#70eXtreme meat sword2
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#43extra-see-thru nightie12
#30extremely skinny jeans22
#1174festive sausage1
#243fiery wing17
#39fire axe1
#92fish scimitar1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#115flaming sword4
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#450frigid fudgepuck5
#380fudge bunny1
#532fudge lily6
#258fudge spork1
#1316fudgecule6
#219fudgesicle1
#217funhouse mirror3
#80ghost protocol9
#238ghost trap5
#422ghostly body paint5
#806gingerbread robot1
#73grass blade2
#428grassy cutlass1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#104gummi trilobite2
#97hand-carved bokken1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#426icy-hot katana1
#512incense bath ball1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#617kumquartz6
#209kumquat5
#158kumquat supersucker4
#162lawnmower blade1
#471licorice root5
#119lime supersucker5
#521linoleum sword1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#834lollipop stick5
#307lupine sword2
#125machetito1
#176molten brick70
#908motivational poster3
#152muculent machete1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#454necrotizing body spray5
#676nut-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#103old school Mafia knicke½æ1
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#98paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#14papier-mâchéte1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#207pear supersucker1
#608pearidot6
#104pestoblade1
#107petit 4.16
#150pewter claymore1
#332phish stick3
#211pixel sword1
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#743powdered candy sushi set2
#457press-on ribs6
#801red gummi ingot10
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#510ridiculously huge sword16
#57savory sword1
#399serpentine sword1
#90shuddersword1
#32skeletal scabbard1
#91slide rule1
#1063slow jam collection2
#105smoking grass837
#245sorority brain5
#21soul coin2
#113soul doorbell3
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
#156space jam3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#228star sword3
#69starchy sword1
#43steel sword1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#594strawberyl7
#275stuffed crazy bastard sword28
#90styrofoam sword1
#617sucker scaffold5
#278sucker tachi1
#175suede shortsword1
#424superheated fudge7
#631sweet mochi ball7
#525sweet ninja sword1
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#171sword behind inappropriate prepositions2
#172sword of static1
#39swordzall1
#10tin foil1
#416tiny ninja sword2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#153tiny plastic colollilossus2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#13tiny prop sword1
#266toe jam1
#909tourmalime1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#51toy taijijian1
#269traffic jam1
#828trilobite fossil2
#76two-handed depthsword2
#1284unstable DNA24
#53velcro broadsword1
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#566volcanic ash1
#492vorpal blade7
🥇wand of fudge control1
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#39warbear accoutrements chunk131
#68warbear auto-anvil3
#78warbear badge2
#217warbear beeping telegram6
#170warbear blizzard mead1
#108warbear breakfast machine assembler6
#73warbear chemistry lab3
#222warbear drone assembler2
#149warbear empathy chip4
#199warbear energy bracers1
#79warbear exhaust manifold3
#188warbear exo-arm1
#8warbear fancy fedora1
#77warbear feasting mead10
#124warbear foil hat2
#166warbear gyrocopter6
#31warbear helm fragment141
#7warbear high festival pants1
#39warbear high-efficiency still5
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#28warbear induction oven4
#118warbear jackhammer drill press2
#46warbear laser beacon5
#150warbear metalworking primer8
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#198warbear oil pan1
#142warbear procedural hilarity drone9
#116warbear requisition box50
#147warbear robo-camouflage unit9
#125warbear sequential gaiety distribution system10
#156warbear thermoregulator bread1
#32warbear trouser fragment145
#13warbear warscarf1
#446white sword7
#94wings of fire1
#164witty rapier37
#1013yellow gummi ingot1

Wow, that's 4,047 items total!

what items are this player missing?