#255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
#1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#58 | BRAINS shorts | 25 |
#82 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 31 |
#48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#149 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
#61 | Blood Light | 52 |
🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#344 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
#36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
🥈 | Byte | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
#2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
#1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#751 | Drowsy Sword | 22 |
#115 | Ecto-Cooler | 10 |
#1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
#30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
#41 | FDKOL hotcakes | 210 |
#61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
#126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
#1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#422 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 5 |
#73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
#131 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 4 |
#352 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 29 |
🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
#298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
#76 | Silver Bullet beer | 29 |
#57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
#129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
#127 | Sword of Dark Omens | 3 |
🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
#106 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 165 |
#116 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 155 |
#248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
#99 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 193 |
#418 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#816 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#212 | antique machete | 1 |
#573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
#61 | bacon bath ball | 13 |
#311 | balloon sword | 1 |
#76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
#197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
#251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#645 | bananagate | 6 |
#144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
#502 | bite-me-red lipstick | 5 |
#313 | black sword | 8 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#310 | bone chips | 50 |
#313 | bottle of Blank-Out | 38 |
#408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#110 | broken sword | 50 |
#141 | bubble-wrap simulator | 6 |
#98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
#108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
#2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
#127 | candied bolts | 7 |
#178 | candied nuts | 6 |
#331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
#95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
#450 | cardboard wakizashi | 3 |
#523 | chrome sword | 1 |
#2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
#180 | costume sword | 4 |
#8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
#41 | cursed scrunchie | 26 |
#57 | dense meat sword | 2 |
#146 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 8 |
#138 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 9 |
#169 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 6 |
#147 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 8 |
#163 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 6 |
#175 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 5 |
#224 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 3 |
#142 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 8 |
#185 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 5 |
#181 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 5 |
#223 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 3 |
#176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
#228 | discocktail | 11 |
#100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
#29 | drop of water-37 | 754 |
#242 | drum of pomade | 5 |
#233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#70 | eXtreme meat sword | 2 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
#43 | extra-see-thru nightie | 12 |
#30 | extremely skinny jeans | 22 |
#1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
#243 | fiery wing | 17 |
#39 | fire axe | 1 |
#92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
#126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
#115 | flaming sword | 4 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#450 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
#377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#532 | fudge lily | 6 |
#259 | fudge spork | 1 |
#1316 | fudgecule | 6 |
#219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
#217 | funhouse mirror | 3 |
#80 | ghost protocol | 9 |
#238 | ghost trap | 5 |
#422 | ghostly body paint | 5 |
#806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
#73 | grass blade | 2 |
#427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
#171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
#165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
#104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
#98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
#511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#617 | kumquartz | 6 |
#208 | kumquat | 5 |
#158 | kumquat supersucker | 4 |
#162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
#471 | licorice root | 5 |
#119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
#521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
#71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
#835 | lollipop stick | 5 |
#307 | lupine sword | 2 |
#125 | machetito | 1 |
#176 | molten brick | 70 |
#909 | motivational poster | 3 |
#152 | muculent machete | 1 |
#249 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#454 | necrotizing body spray | 5 |
#676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
#140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#608 | pearidot | 6 |
#104 | pestoblade | 1 |
#107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
#149 | pewter claymore | 1 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#211 | pixel sword | 1 |
#43 | pottery club | 1 |
#51 | pottery hat | 1 |
#41 | pottery shield | 1 |
#42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
#742 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
#457 | press-on ribs | 6 |
#802 | red gummi ingot | 10 |
#147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#508 | ridiculously huge sword | 16 |
#57 | savory sword | 1 |
#398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
#89 | shuddersword | 1 |
#31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
#91 | slide rule | 1 |
#1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
#106 | smoking grass | 837 |
#245 | sorority brain | 5 |
#21 | soul coin | 2 |
#113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
#32 | soul knife | 1 |
#35 | soul mask | 1 |
#156 | space jam | 3 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#228 | star sword | 3 |
#69 | starchy sword | 1 |
#43 | steel sword | 1 |
#225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#594 | strawberyl | 7 |
#276 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 28 |
#90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
#617 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
#424 | superheated fudge | 7 |
#630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
#524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
#432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
#172 | sword of static | 1 |
#39 | swordzall | 1 |
#10 | tin foil | 1 |
#416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
#265 | toe jam | 1 |
#909 | tourmalime | 1 |
#106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
#51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
#269 | traffic jam | 1 |
#828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
#76 | two-handed depthsword | 2 |
#1285 | unstable DNA | 24 |
#53 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
#2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
#564 | volcanic ash | 1 |
#491 | vorpal blade | 7 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
#39 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 131 |
#68 | warbear auto-anvil | 3 |
#78 | warbear badge | 2 |
#217 | warbear beeping telegram | 6 |
#169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
#108 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 6 |
#73 | warbear chemistry lab | 3 |
#222 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
#149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
#199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
#79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
#188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
#8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
#77 | warbear feasting mead | 10 |
#124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
#166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
#31 | warbear helm fragment | 141 |
#7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
#39 | warbear high-efficiency still | 5 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#28 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
#118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
#46 | warbear laser beacon | 5 |
#150 | warbear metalworking primer | 8 |
#6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
#215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
#198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
#142 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 9 |
#116 | warbear requisition box | 50 |
#147 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 9 |
#125 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 10 |
#156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
#32 | warbear trouser fragment | 145 |
#12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
#446 | white sword | 7 |
#93 | wings of fire | 1 |
#164 | witty rapier | 37 |
#1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |