| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #240 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #350 | BGE shotglass | 21 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #49 | CRIMBCO mug | 376 |
| #1705 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #682 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #903 | Crimbo fudge | 8 |
| #664 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
| #611 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #406 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #774 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1005 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1381 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #456 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #128 | arrrgyle socks | 22 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1853 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #610 | bag of airline peanuts | 48 |
| #1031 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #619 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #1193 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #904 | bat wing | 2 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #874 | batgut | 7 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #254 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1495 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #231 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 48 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1674 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #876 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #437 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #519 | bottle of Blank-Out | 12 |
| #1022 | brick | 29 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1264 | candy cane | 26 |
| #2399 | candy stake | 3 |
| #979 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1028 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #726 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #319 | cymbal syrup | 28 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #716 | defective skull | 24 |
| #383 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #615 | eggnog | 29 |
| #869 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #1250 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #33 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #879 | fake fake vomit | 29 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #685 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1349 | fire | 2 |
| #1420 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1465 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #1209 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1097 | googly eye | 10 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #391 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #834 | hot wing | 18 |
| #2409 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #843 | jazz soap | 28 |
| #1152 | joybuzzer | 14 |
| #2059 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #774 | length of string | 14 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #898 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 25 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #586 | mood ring | 5 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1825 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1735 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #395 | paperclip | 108 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #670 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 33 |
| #836 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #491 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #849 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #808 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1921 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #832 | rubber emo roe | 33 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #438 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #2038 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1129 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #702 | squirming egg sac | 7 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #2458 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #1138 | stuffing | 7 |
| #504 | sunken chest | 20 |
| #2032 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #221 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #107 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 11 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #16 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 11 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #162 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #44 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 6 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3944 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4918 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2895 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3833 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #167 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4545 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1734 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1665 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #988 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4502 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3269 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3997 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4349 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4905 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #980 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #177 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #847 | toast | 836 |
| #1867 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2082 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #655 | top | 7 |
| #992 | toy hoverpad | 8 |
| #1189 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #177 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1156 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #2457 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #158 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 43 |
| #169 | warbear helm fragment | 36 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #80 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 6 |
| #65 | warbear trouser fragment | 91 |
| #749 | whoopie cushion | 40 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #1017 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #745 | wooden block | 3 |
| #162 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #712 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #1143 | yellow snowcone | 19 |
| #752 | yo | 11 |
| #1654 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |