| #12 | Adventurer bobblehead | 9 |
| #454 | CRIMBCO scrip | 590 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2296 | Crimbuck | 15 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #168 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 9 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #380 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 23 |
| #62 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 15 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #45 | attorney's badge | 65 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #70 | replica bat-oomerang | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #352 | spectre scepter | 88 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #189 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 23 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #102 | wand of pigification | 8 |