| #12 | Adventurer bobblehead | 9 |
| #455 | CRIMBCO scrip | 590 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2290 | Crimbuck | 15 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #165 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 9 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 23 |
| #62 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 15 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #45 | attorney's badge | 65 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #69 | replica bat-oomerang | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #354 | spectre scepter | 88 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #182 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 23 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #101 | wand of pigification | 8 |