| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #336 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 545 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #87 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 61 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #120 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #59 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #199 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #56 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 3 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #737 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #54 | banana-frosted king cake | 28 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #300 | battered Crimbo Crate | 40 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #502 | bite-me-red lipstick | 5 |
| #89 | blank fudge mold | 7 |
| #90 | booze-soaked cherry | 7 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2900 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #119 | chainsaw chain | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #68 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 25 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #51 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #207 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #370 | dusty Crimbo crate | 30 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #180 | elven cellocello | 49 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #516 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #107 | funhouse mirror | 9 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #136 | ghost trap | 12 |
| #422 | ghostly body paint | 5 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #84 | gingerbread house | 6 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #76 | green gummi ingot | 446 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #2396 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #160 | heavy metal sonata | 4 |
| #516 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #320 | kumquartz | 20 |
| #222 | lollipop stick | 336 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #531 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #436 | mummy costume | 13 |
| #454 | necrotizing body spray | 5 |
| #15 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #78 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #13 | pair of pearidot earrings | 8 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #387 | pearidot | 15 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #149 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #108 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #321 | porquoise | 23 |
| #468 | press-on ribs | 5 |
| #204 | pulsing flesh | 14 |
| #312 | pumpkinhead mask | 23 |
| #228 | purple glowstick | 7 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #68 | red gummi ingot | 512 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #72 | silver shotgun shell | 8 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #376 | strawberyl | 17 |
| #92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #403 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #343 | sucker scaffold | 29 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #277 | tourmalime | 25 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #373 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #263 | warbear battery | 10 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | whisker pencil | 5 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #370 | wolfman mask | 17 |
| #67 | yellow gummi ingot | 516 |