Chezyourmom

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#335Asleep in the Cemetery5
#437Atomic Comic1
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#463CRIMBCO scrip545
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#81Crimbo wreath7
#2374Crimboween memo1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#86Haunted Sorority House staff guide61
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#837Kissin' Cousins1
🥈LARP membership card1
#520Let Me Be!3
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#57Mr. Accessory3
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#199O'RLY manual2
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#56Really Expensive Jewelry and You3
#15Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#325Summer Nights4
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#669Tales of a Kansas Toymaker3
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#45The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook1
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
#152The Necbronomicon2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#30The Spirit of Giving1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#9To Build an Igloo1
#19Trash, a Memoir1
#419Travels with Jerry3
#460Tuesday's ruby3
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#737ammonite fossil4
#544antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#401antique bottle opener2
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#716antique record album2
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1044baconstone7
#121banana supersucker5
#54banana-frosted king cake28
#277bananagate25
#1425bath ball gift set1
#300battered Crimbo Crate40
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#430beholed bedsheet2
#697belemnite fossil4
#502bite-me-red lipstick5
#89blank fudge mold7
#89booze-soaked cherry7
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#2904box of sunshine31
#227bus pass1
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#119chainsaw chain7
#1660cheap toaster1
#68chocolate-frosted king cake25
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#188comfy pillow2
#51desktop zen garden1
#207devilish folio1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#655donkey flipbook1
#370dusty Crimbo crate30
#504effluvious emerald1
#1457elven limbos gingerbread3
#180elven cellocello49
#1586elven moonshine1
#516elven suicide capsule30
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#253fudge bunny2
#107funhouse mirror9
#4737fuzzy dice1
#136ghost trap12
#422ghostly body paint5
#231gin-soaked blotter paper2
#84gingerbread house6
#383glacial sapphire1
#77green gummi ingot446
#954hamethyst8
#2397handful of confetti12
#1679heart of the volcano1
#159heavy metal sonata4
#516hermit permit2
#304invisible bag3
#499kickback cookbook1
#320kumquartz20
#221lollipop stick336
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#567lump of diamond1
#2077mafia aria1
#531mime soul fragment2
#436mummy costume13
#454necrotizing body spray5
#14newborn kobold1
#77one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill1
#13pair of pearidot earrings8
#1238passable elf mask4
#387pearidot15
#168pile of loose snow1
#150pirate pamphlet1
#132pirate tract1
#108plastic Crimbo reindeer6
#321porquoise23
#468press-on ribs5
#204pulsing flesh14
#311pumpkinhead mask23
#228purple glowstick7
#1404really dense meat stack2
#69red gummi ingot512
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#303rigid carapace12
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#73silver shotgun shell8
#806sleeping stocking1
#1272slow jam collection1
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#482steamy ruby1
#1260stone of eXtreme power2
#376strawberyl17
#92string of Crimbo lights6
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2145stuffed gray blob3
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#402sturdy Crimbo crate40
#343sucker scaffold29
#169throbbing rage gland2
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#277tourmalime25
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#670trilobite fossil4
#455twitching claw10
#417unearthly onyx1
#373vanilla-frosted king cake4
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#263warbear battery10
#306warbear drone assembler1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
#383warbear gyrocopter1
#118warbear jackhammer drill press2
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#422whisker pencil5
#390witch hat2
#370wolfman mask17
#68yellow gummi ingot516

Wow, that's 3,335 items total!

what items are this player missing?