| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 545 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #86 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 61 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #65 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #198 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #56 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 3 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #461 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #54 | banana-frosted king cake | 28 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #299 | battered Crimbo Crate | 40 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #502 | bite-me-red lipstick | 5 |
| #88 | blank fudge mold | 7 |
| #89 | booze-soaked cherry | 7 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2899 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #119 | chainsaw chain | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #68 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 25 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #369 | dusty Crimbo crate | 30 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #179 | elven cellocello | 49 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #514 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #107 | funhouse mirror | 9 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #136 | ghost trap | 12 |
| #422 | ghostly body paint | 5 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #85 | gingerbread house | 6 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #72 | green gummi ingot | 446 |
| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #158 | heavy metal sonata | 4 |
| #514 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #320 | kumquartz | 20 |
| #222 | lollipop stick | 336 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #436 | mummy costume | 13 |
| #454 | necrotizing body spray | 5 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #13 | pair of pearidot earrings | 8 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #387 | pearidot | 15 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #108 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #319 | porquoise | 23 |
| #468 | press-on ribs | 5 |
| #204 | pulsing flesh | 14 |
| #314 | pumpkinhead mask | 23 |
| #228 | purple glowstick | 7 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #67 | red gummi ingot | 512 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #72 | silver shotgun shell | 8 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #376 | strawberyl | 17 |
| #92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #342 | sucker scaffold | 29 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #277 | tourmalime | 25 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #668 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #374 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #265 | warbear battery | 10 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #421 | whisker pencil | 5 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #370 | wolfman mask | 17 |
| #67 | yellow gummi ingot | 516 |