| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #123 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #337 | Chroner | 99 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #58 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 2 |
| #67 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 2 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 11 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 35 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 18 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #48 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 25 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #80 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #88 | beautiful rainbow | 5 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥈 | dice belt buckle | 2 |
| 🥇 | dice sunglasses | 3 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #171 | flask flops | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #319 | lunar isotope | 2 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #128 | mime soul fragment | 32 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #122 | stainless steel shillelagh | 18 |
| #173 | stainless steel skullcap | 13 |
| #172 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #356 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #65 | stainless steel suspenders | 32 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #202 | still-beating spleen | 2 |
| #555 | strange shiny disc | 6 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #236 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #93 | unsanitized scalpel | 2 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |