| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #115 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 5 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1031 | CRIMBCO scrip | 55 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #869 | Cloaca-Cola | 21 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #350 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #605 | Crimbo candied pecan | 16 |
| #603 | Crimbo fudge | 16 |
| #814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 5 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #2109 | Crimbuck | 28 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #806 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 64 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #140 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #880 | candy cane | 40 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #458 | fancy bath salts | 17 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #614 | googly eye | 21 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1626 | killing feather | 29 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #484 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #720 | length of string | 15 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #260 | nugget of Crimbonium | 9 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #243 | paperclip | 200 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #241 | red paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #1058 | robotronic egg | 25 |
| #297 | [2108]rock | 13 |
| #2055 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #1877 | sawblade fragment | 28 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1072 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #860 | stuffing | 10 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1031 | turtle totem | 15 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #821 | unstable DNA | 54 |
| #2163 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #472 | wooden block | 6 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #329 | yo-yo | 99 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |