Colossus of Chronic

RankItemQuantity
#3981-ball12
#3502-ball13
#3643-ball13
#4054-ball11
#4705-ball9
#3776-ball12
#4897-ball9
#4698-ball51
#6269-ball1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#242Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#1310BGE shotglass5
#534Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#291Bash-ÅŒs boxtop4
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#190CRIMBCO mug83
#1196CRIMBCO scrip30
#625CRIMBCO wine12
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#185Chester's moustache1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#55Comet Pop7
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#383Crimbo Candy Cookbook14
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2333Crimbuck12
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
🥇French slippers1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#588Iron Beta of Industry11
#719Jack-in-the-box6
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#249Krakrox's Loincloth4
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#730Let Me Be!2
#257Mace of the Tortoise2
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#210Nickel Gamma of Frugality32
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#300Orange Star of Sacrifice7
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#725Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster10
#128Red Pill3
#281Red Rover BB gun13
#522Schrödinger's thermos20
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#341Thwaitgold slug statuette13
#894Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#313Thwaitgold termite statuette32
#61Thwaitgold time fly statuette2
#574Tiki lighter1
#61Time Juice8
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#296Uncle Romulus4
#40Underworld sapling1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1149Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#860adorable seal larva3
#137aerated diving helmet1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#626antique bottle opener1
#933antique record album1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#165bath ball gift set27
#1291battered Crimbo Crate3
#172beholed bedsheet5
#44bewitching boots1
#108bit of clingfilm31
#35bitter bowtie1
#2865blob-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#36bone and arrows1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#437bow1
#3540box of sunshine19
#42brazen bracelet1
#501breaded beer1
#110bronze handcuffs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#76burst hellseal brain177
#666candy knuckles4
#88charged magnet1
#557chocolate cigar1
🥉control crystal1
#218corned-beef Reuben6
#486cranberry schnapps1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#262crystallized memory1
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#177depleted uranium seal figurine4
#1151designer handbag1
🥇detour shield1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#42double-ice cap14
#1209duct tape14
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#439empty agua de vida bottle409
#657enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#69ert grey goo ring13
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#924fancy opera glasses1
#182festive sausage14
#286figurine of a charred seal11
#437figurine of a cold seal12
#240figurine of a shadowy seal5
#340figurine of a sleek seal6
#216figurine of a slippery seal8
#509figurine of a stinking seal3
#215figurine of a wretched-looking seal5
#164floaty inverse geode1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#1454friendly cheez blob1
#949garish pinky ring1
#857giant designer sunglasses2
#234gift-a-pult2
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#210handful of numbers2
#1997heart necklace3
#524heart of the volcano13
#27hobo stogie1
#159holiday cheese log14
#141honey stick2
#138intriguing puzzle box3
#182invisible bag5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#41jingle bell1
#836live wire1
#1424macaroni duck1
#609magical pony: Uniquity1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#59memory of a C21
#77memory of a CA base pair1
#80memory of a G19
#92memory of a GT base pair1
#73memory of a T18
#64memory of an A19
#89memory of an AG base pair1
#132memory of some delicious amino acids10
#109misfit teddy bear1
#36molten medallion1
#47monstrous monocle1
#348motivational poster12
#866mummy costume3
#37musty moccasins1
#647night-vision goggles3
#418obnoxious riddle1
#983pair of bolt cutters3
#337palm frond16
#189palm-frond capris1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#213palm-frond whip1
#102paperclip cape1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#274paranormal ricotta2
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#753passable elf mask7
#263peanut brittle shield12
#54pig-iron bracers3
#125pig-iron helm2
#125pig-iron shinguards2
#212pile of dusty animal bones37
#910pocketwatch on a chain3
#834poison pen2
#43pottery club1
#75prismatic wad171
#1294pulsing flesh2
#1005pumpkinhead mask2
#36puzzling ribbon1
#1175radium-flavored potato chips1
#121recording of Elron's Explosive Etude1
#108recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#118recording of Prelude of Precision1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1271rigid carapace3
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#39rusty diving helmet1
#749sandwich of the gods10
#339seal-blubber candle5
#70shredded hellseal hide186
#71silver keg1
#356sleaze wad1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#707slow jam collection5
#29smoking talon2
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#742spooky bark7
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1004stray chihuahua2
#2666stuffed Baron von Ratsworth4
#5712stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#5738stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#2007stuffed Meat12
#6979stuffed angry cow3
#4576stuffed astral badger8
#4330stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#3915stuffed cocoabo10
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#4306stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#5337stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#5751stuffed hand turkey5
#1588stuffed key17
#5304stuffed mind flayer6
#2422stuffed mink6
#2566stuffed monocle5
#5345stuffed scary death orb6
#2453stuffed shoulder parrot6
#4935stuffed sleazy gravy fairy7
#4741stuffed snowy owl7
#4052stuffed spooky gravy fairy10
#5738stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#2388stuffed teddy butler7
#2089stuffed tin of caviar11
#1548stuffed treasure chest18
#4900stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#295throbbing rage gland1
#641throwing wrench7
#34tiny do-rag1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2182tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2159tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#68torn hellseal sinew199
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#66turtling rod2
#1443twitching claw2
#82twitching trigger finger1
#1817unstable DNA9
#759wad of cotton2
#37wild honey pie1
#73witch hat10
#590wolfman mask10
#406wumpus hair2
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 2,634 items total!

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