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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
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| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
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| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
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| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #488 | buckyball | 10 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #458 | canteen of wine | 59 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
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| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #614 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #431 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1800 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #128 | gray bow tie | 44 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #919 | killing feather | 44 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #329 | knuckle sandwich | 75 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
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| #159 | patent leather shoes | 36 |
| #246 | penguin thesaurus | 29 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
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| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #851 | robotronic egg | 33 |
| #1443 | rogue swarmer | 41 |
| #956 | sawblade fragment | 50 |
| #332 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
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| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #761 | string of blue beads | 16 |
| #618 | string of green beads | 20 |
| #527 | string of red beads | 22 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1445 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #726 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #238 | unstable DNA | 214 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |