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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
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| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #459 | canteen of wine | 59 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #615 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #432 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #128 | gray bow tie | 44 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #919 | killing feather | 44 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #329 | knuckle sandwich | 75 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #159 | patent leather shoes | 36 |
| #246 | penguin thesaurus | 29 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #358 | portable corkscrew | 19 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #849 | robotronic egg | 33 |
| #1444 | rogue swarmer | 41 |
| #956 | sawblade fragment | 50 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #762 | string of blue beads | 16 |
| #619 | string of green beads | 20 |
| #528 | string of red beads | 22 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #239 | unstable DNA | 214 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |