| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #168 | Freddy Kruegerand | 21 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #531 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #468 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #121 | ballast turtle | 4 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #31 | boxcar turtle | 27 |
| #28 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #233 | donated booze | 36 |
| #192 | donated candy | 49 |
| #225 | donated food | 40 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #52 | genie's bracers | 3 |
| #46 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #408 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #53 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #142 | memory of a C | 9 |
| #184 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #173 | memory of a T | 7 |
| #166 | memory of an A | 7 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #125 | mini-martini | 3 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #9 | nutcracking pliers | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #218 | old sweatpants | 331 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #333 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #206 | pile of useless robot parts | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #23 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #379 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 8 |
| #376 | slimy sweetbreads | 7 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #34 | time halo | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |