AtomicLobsters

RankItemQuantity
#255A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes4
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2379Crimbuck11
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#763Schrödinger's thermos8
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#121actual tapas1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#251antique painting of a landscape3
#408around the world2
#3415badass belt12
#1014bit of clingfilm3
#274brick of sand5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#1029candy knuckles3
#72chitinous pod1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#136eagle feather1
#1910elven cellocello5
#763elven socks5
#1560elven suicide capsule10
#14fancy black tie1
#410fancy chocolate car7
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#855festive holiday hat4
#475fetid feather10
#1099filthy lucre21
#578flaming feather8
#593flirtatious feather4
#151floaty gravel1
#463frightful feather11
#672frozen feather3
#40gingerbread restraining order1
#728gray bow tie8
#2480grue egg8
#2801handful of confetti9
#1397heart of the volcano2
#809hobo nickel122
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1071jawbruiser3
#2930laser-broiled pear2
#935lewd playing card1
#626licorice garrote4
#287marshmallow95
#14misfit teddy bear7
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#229orange-frosted astral cupcake5
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#651patent leather shoes9
#663peanut brittle shield1
#823penguin thesaurus7
#1430pet rock4
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#115red button31
#212red plastic baby2
#1389roasted marshmallow3
#192rough fish scale1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#105stapler bear1
#3073stuffed mink1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#163tonic djinn1
#1592toothsome rock4
#996unstable DNA39
#360white rice2
#684wind-up meatcar5
#507worthless gewgaw6
#480worthless knick-knack10

Wow, that's 590 items total!

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