| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #274 | brick of sand | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #473 | fetid feather | 10 |
| #1099 | filthy lucre | 21 |
| #577 | flaming feather | 8 |
| #592 | flirtatious feather | 4 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #460 | frightful feather | 11 |
| #671 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #40 | gingerbread restraining order | 1 |
| #729 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #809 | hobo nickel | 122 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #286 | marshmallow | 95 |
| #14 | misfit teddy bear | 7 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #230 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #652 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #111 | red button | 31 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #998 | unstable DNA | 39 |
| #359 | white rice | 2 |
| #683 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #478 | worthless knick-knack | 10 |