| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #393 | Amulet of Yendor | 57 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #64 | Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #150 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 10 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #206 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #305 | Schrödinger's thermos | 80 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #172 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 106 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #1291 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #501 | banana peel | 3 |
| #819 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #404 | brick | 97 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1388 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1308 | fake hand | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥇 | flat dough | 131,621 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #157 | floaty sand | 131 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #112 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #898 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #1436 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1438 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #727 | lavender candy heart | 8 |
| #169 | live lobster | 4 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #593 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 49 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #295 | mood ring | 35 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #784 | orange candy heart | 9 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #407 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 65 |
| #396 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 79 |
| #857 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #66 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #5 | plot hole | 138,621 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 6 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #780 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| 🥇 | shot of orange schnapps | 26,401 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #337 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #540 | spooky bark | 18 |
| #53 | string of Crimbo lights | 9 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #140 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 136 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #93 | tires | 106 |
| #780 | white candy heart | 7 |
| #508 | whoopie cushion | 64 |
| #250 | wind-up chattering teeth | 119 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #251 | x-ray specs | 90 |
| #850 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #203 | yellow snowcone | 151 |