| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #188 | jar of swamp gas | 360 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #648 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1373 | stuffed monocle | 28 |
| #1761 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |