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DosBoot

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#10	Überraschthexengebräu	150
#20	"DRINK ME" potion	2,800
#10	"meat" stick	2,600
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#36	1,970 carat gold	83
#21	1.21 jigawatts	10
#12	100-Watt bulb	12
#59	11-leaf clover	11
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#5	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2,390
#18	20-lb can of rice and beans	20
#21	37x37x37 puzzle cube	377
#76	5-hour acrimony	10
#9	8-bit banana	130
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A muse-bouche	140
#11	ASCII fu manchu	140
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#61	Adventurer bobblehead	3
#43	Affirmation Cookie	10
#52	Afternoon Delight	10
#8	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	180
#21	Agitated Turkey	10
#38	Alewife™ Ale	100
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#68	Ambitious Turkey	10
#13	Amnesiac Ale	10
#1163	Amulet of Yendor	5
#69	Angry Farmer candy	2,900
#25	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	100
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#115	Argarggagarg's fang	11
#6	Arrow (+1)	3,501
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#12	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	20
#31	Asleep in the Cemetery	23
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#69	Aura Libre	1
#4	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	2
#28	AutumnFest ale	20
#14	Aye Aye	10
#15	Aye Aye, Captain	10
#5	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	80
#12	Azurite	3,400
#7	BACON	128,000
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#61	BGE temporary tattoo	10
#11	BRICKO eye brick	8,000
#34	BRICKO pearl	10
#18	BRICKO stud	160
#14	BRICKO sword	10
#8	BUBBLE GUM	150
#6	Bangyomaman battle juice	160
#4	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	73
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#30	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	6
#59	Beach Buck	173
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
#57	Black Hole	1
#90	Blackfly Chardonnay	100
#15	Blizzards I Have Died In	18
#38	Blood Light	80
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#16	Boltsmann ID badge	3
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#15	Bonestabber	3
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#42	Boozehounds Anonymous token	26
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#16	Boris's beer	10
#133	Boris's key lime pie	10
#35	Boulevardier cocktail	10
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#54	Boxing Day Pass	4
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#228	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	15
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#8	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	100
#7	Bustle Hustler	100
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#52	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#220	CRIMBCO mug	71
#217	CRIMBCO wine	35
#10	CSA bravery badge	1,540
#15	CSA cheerfulness ration	900
#9	CSA discount card	2,400
#13	CSA fire-starting kit	1,000
#20	CSA obedience grenade	1,000
#13	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1,300
#45	Caipiranha	1
#11	Camp Scout pup tent	1,223
#11	Candicaine	60
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Carpathian longsword	13
#29	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	3
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#10	Charity's choker	130
#10	Charleston Choo-Choo	100
#4	Charleston shoes	15
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
#24	Chroner	3,310
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#15	Clara's bell	56
#25	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	100
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#10	Coinspiracy	7,400
#9	Cold Fang	1
#11	Cold One	1,700
#8	Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#13	Cookbook of the Damned	41
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#106	Cosmic Calorie	223
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#11	Cracklin' Oat Bran	140
🥇	Crazymaker	950
#22	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	124
#126	Crimbo Credit	100
#48	Crimbo Factory surprise box	46
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#143	Crimbo food scraps	16
#98	Crimbo pie	40
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#102	Crimbo train emergency brake	34
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#73	Crimbosmopolitan	11
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#267	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#186	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#116	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#73	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	7
#60	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#113	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#275	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	9
#95	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	5
#101	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	5
#375	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#283	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#300	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	7
#67	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	8
#138	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	5
#286	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	7
#201	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	6
#333	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	5
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#19	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	40
#105	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	100
#26	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	4
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#11	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4,802
#64	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#1563	Crimbuck	144
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#25	Crown of the Goblin King	470
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#73	DUFRESNE Suds	120
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#18	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	65
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#23	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	15
#107	Divine	10
#13	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	10
🥉	Doc's Fortifying Wine	100
🥇	Doc's Limbering Wine	340
#6	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	29
🥇	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1,210
#18	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	4
#228	Dolphin King's crown	20
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#33	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	309
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#238	Drowsy Sword	80
#7	Drunken Astrophysicist	30
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#4	Dump Truck	200
#10	Dweebisol™ inhaler	160
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#10	Earth, Wind and Firewater	20
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#23	Electric Punch	1
#176	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	20
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#70	Elf Guard MPC	4,050
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#16	Elf Guard insignia (private)	10
#25	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	12
#35	Elf Guard payroll bag	20
#30	Elf Guard squirtgun	2
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#8	Enchanted Flyswatter	170
#9	Enchanted Plunger	160
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#11	Eye Agate	3,310
#4	Eye and a Twist	930
#323	FDKOL commendation	1,163
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#49	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	35
#85	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	20
#28	FantasyRealm key	3
#12	FantasyRealm mead	1
#17	Fauna Libre	10
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#72	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	230
#4	Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#15	Fitspiration™ poster	150
#25	Flamin' Whatshisname	50
#23	Flaming Caipiranha	10
#4	Flaming Knob	200
#4	Flaming Mohobo	200
#8	Flaming Sazerorc	40
#10	Flaskfull of Hollow	5,000
#11	Fleshazole™	10
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#40	Fog Murderer	10
#25	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	6
🥇	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	1
#10	Freddy Kruegerand	2,790
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥈	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	3
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#23	Frost™ brand sword	10
#93	Frosty's frosty mug	20
#14	Fu Manchu Wax	150
#105	FunFunds™	11
#11	Fuzzy Tentacle	20
#128	Game Grid ticket	70
#77	Game Grid token	130
#37	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	300
#11	Gathered Meat-Clip	19,400
#39	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	10
#9	Gearhead Goo	170
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#12	Ghiaccio Colada	1
#6	Ghost Dog Chow	1,800
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#32	Glenn's golden dice	4
#10	Gnollish Crossdress	140
#41	Gnollish pie server	50
#215	Gnollish pie tin	20
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#53	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	10
#66	Golden Mean	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#16	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	50
#67	Grasshopper	1
#117	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#9	Great Older Fashioned	20
#4	Green Burlap	100
#131	Green Clover of Justice	13
#7	Green Giant	90
#13	Green Manalishi	1,000
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#8	Guzzlr cocktail set	980
🥉	Guzzlr souvenir stein	1
🥉	Guzzlrbuck	10,000
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#113	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	47
#48	Haymaker	1
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
#6	Hell and How I Bent It	1
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#9	Hide-rox™ cookie	20
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#136	Hodgman's blanket	10
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#16	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	4
#4	Holiday Multitasking	1
#28	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
#37	How to Avoid Scams	359
#19	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
#22	How to Play Othello	40
#10	Humanitini	20
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#12	Iceberglar scarf	140
#44	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	140
#9	Illuminati earpiece	170
#28	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	1
#63	Imp Ale	4,900
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#47	Instant Karma	260
#34	Interview With You (a Vampire)	10
#23	Irish Coffee, English Heart	10
#16	Irish eggnog	1
#77	Iron Beta of Industry	118
#9	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	1
#25	Island Hurricane	1
#27	Island Landslide	1
#25	Island Thunderstorm	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#86	Jack-in-the-box	55
#61	Jackhammer	1
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
#47	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	30
#8	Jefferson wings	470
#87	Jocko Homo's head	13
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#22	Kentucky-fried meat sword	10
#33	Kissin' Cousins	11
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#18	Knob Goblin Mutagen	150
#18	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	90
#70	Knob Goblin scimitar	230
#66	Knob pasty	10
#24	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	120
#10	Kokomo Resort Chip	120
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#10	Kudzu slaw	150
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#10	Lapis Lazuli	3,510
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#17	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
#39	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#9	Leonard's glasses	140
#16	Let Me Be!	41
#13	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	160
#45	License To Kill	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#38	London frog	1
#75	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	210
#16	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	2
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#4	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	1
#652	Mad Train wine	100
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#11	Mansquito's blood	160
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#47	Mark of the Bugbear	7
#50	Mark of the Ghost	5
#50	Mark of the Skeleton	6
#48	Mark of the Vampire	6
#39	Mark of the Werewolf	8
#51	Mark of the Zombie	5
#19	Marltini	10
#38	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	9
#47	Maxing, Relaxing	11
#54	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	100
#38	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	400
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#28	Mer-kin cheatsheet	10
#49	Mer-kin cookiestove	120
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#22	Mer-kin healscroll	100
#27	Mer-kin thingpouch	130
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#4	Merc Core challenge coin	1
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#6	Miserable Pie	30
#19	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
#9	Missing Eye Simulation Device	170
#19	Mohobo	10
#155	Mon Tiki	10
#72	Moon Pie	1
#21	Moonshine Mohobo	10
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#28	Morbidda trading card	5
#12	More Humanitini than Humanitini	10
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#60	Mountain Stream soda	1,500
#9	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1,000
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#10	My First Art of War	62
#22	My First Paycheck envelope	3
#47	Mysterious Black Box	70
#50	Mysterious Blue Box	70
#50	Mysterious Green Box	70
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#47	Mysterious Red Box	70
#17	Mysterious Stranger	1
#31	Nayztameetjoo trading card	4
🥇	Necrotelicomnicon	3,800
#287	Neuromancer	1
#5	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	1
#24	New Age healing crystal	2,246
#35	New Age hurting crystal	20
#47	New Zealand iced tea	240
#39	Newark	1
#41	Newbiesport™ tent	310
#60	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	87
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#16	Nog-on-the-Cob	1
#7	Non-Euclidean Finance	3
#44	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	68
#39	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	98
#39	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	73
#19	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	74
#18	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	70
#23	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	64
#6	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
#11	O'RLY manual	589
🥇	Oh, the Humanitini	820
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#29	Orcish meat locker	30
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#9	Osk'r Chow	140
#10	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	100
#18	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	50
#18	Pecos Dave's sixgun	8
#13	Peek-a-Boo!	1
#495	Penultimate Fantasy chest	20
#40	Phil Collins	1
#32	Phlegethon	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#14	PirateRealm party hat	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#83	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#8	Pop Art: a Guide	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#32	Quaatorade™	1
#113	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	11
#52	R'lyeh	1
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#72	Ram's Face Lager	1,300
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#4	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	35
#5	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	29
#4	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	39
#4	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	31
#6	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	23
#6	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	32
#5	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	31
#5	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	45
#5	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	32
#6	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	33
#5	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	38
#4	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	43
#4	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	38
#6	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	28
#4	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	44
#21	Red Army camouflage kit	160
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#13	Red Rover BB gun	171
#17	Red Russian	1
#10	Redeye™ Eyedrops	160
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#8	Rogue Windmill Rouge	160
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#45	Roo trading card	3
#16	Rubee™	4,930
#114	Russian Ice	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#15	SMOOCH bottlecap	20
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#170	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#8	Saturday Night Special	450
#53	Sazerorc	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#125	Science Notebook	1
#21	Scorpion Bowl	1
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#8	Scuba Snack	120
#4	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	1
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#84	Sensual Massage for Creeps	10
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#9	Sexy Cosmo	10
#40	Shivering Chèvre	150
#81	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	15
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#4	Shot of the Living Dead	100
#37	Siberian sunrise	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#44	Simepore slime	1
#42	Sinful Desires	21
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#22	Skull Punch	1
#15	Skullery Maid's Knee	140
#21	Slimebite	10
#57	Slimosa	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#18	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	10
🥇	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	770
#14	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	30
#12	Smart Bone Dust	150
#24	Smuggler's Punch	1
#42	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	40
#17	Snow Queen Crown	1,080
#14	Sourfinger	1
#12	Southern yam	1
#25	Space Baby children's book	2
#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#19	Space Tourist Phaser	120
#9	Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1
#9	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	2
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#9	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	2
#33	Spirit Precipice	10
#6	Spring Bros. ID badge	10
#9	Squat-Thrust Magazine	340
#6	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	1,000
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#27	steampunk potion	160
#86	steamy ruby	20
#18	steel sword	10
#10	stepmom's booze	100
#39	stick of "gum"	43
#11	stick-on gnome beard	150
#83	stink-penny	120
#57	stinkwater	1
🥉	stinky cheese sword	1
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#8	stolen meatpouch	4,080
#21	stomach turnover	20
#34	stone of eXtreme power	500
#6	straw pole	170
#43	strawberry daiquiri	200
#33	strawberry pie	120
#191	strawberry wine	10
#34	strawberyl	130
#30	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	600
#62	stuffed Cheshire bitten	360
#47	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	390
#32	stuffed Meat	660
#130	stuffed angry cow	230
#70	stuffed astral badger	370
#81	stuffed baby gravy fairy	350
#72	stuffed cocoabo	350
#403	stuffed crazy bastard sword	18
#38	stuffed dinosaur	1
#77	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	340
#75	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	370
#65	stuffed hand turkey	370
#13	stuffed key	1,110
#326	stuffed martini	30
#65	stuffed mind flayer	380
#69	stuffed mink	360
#32	stuffed monocle	610
#70	stuffed scary death orb	390
#71	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	380
#69	stuffed snowy owl	360
#70	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	390
#76	stuffed spooky mushroom	100
#59	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	400
#27	stuffed teddy butler	630
#36	stuffed tin of caviar	610
#13	stuffed treasure chest	1,050
#69	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	380
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#329	sturdy Crimbo crate	50
#32	sturdy sword hilt	10
#19	stylish swimsuit	400
#26	styrofoam ore	400
#26	styrofoam sword	10
#278	sucker tachi	1
#41	suede shortsword	10
#10	sugar raygun	1
#104	sugar shotgun	1
#65	sunken chest	320
#44	super-size brogurt	1
#19	super-spiky hair gel	8,000
🥉	swamp haunch	6,800
#112	sweet ninja sword	20
#10	sweet potato o' mine	1
#12	sweet potato punch	1
#55	swirling mushroom wine	1
#88	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	6
#50	sword hilt	10
#34	sword of static	10
#17	swordzall	4
#91	synthetic rock	1
#37	taco shell	1,000
#225	tangarita	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#27	tankard of ale	200
#17	tarnished tastevin	30
#5	tasty tart	730
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#20	tattered scrap of paper	980
#71	tawdry amethyst	20
#67	teflon ore	10
#11	temporary tribal tattoo	160
#8	temporary yak tattoo	160
#657	ten-leaf clover	10
#14	tennis ball	200
#96	teqiwila	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#126	tequila sunset	1
#23	tequila with training wheels	100
#41	terrible poem	40
#101	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#8	the kindest cold cut	160
#4	the most dangerous bait	3,000
#94	theoretical string	272
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#65	thistle wine	100
#204	three-tiered wedding cake	3
#22	throbbing organ pie	20
#12	time residue	200
🥇	time sleigh	1
#141	time sword	1
#50	time's arrow	20
#10	tin foil	1
#11	tiny canopic jar	160
#16	tiny handful of mixed nuts	1,000
#81	tiny house	3,400
#36	tiny ninja sword	30
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#13	tiny prop sword	1
#223	toast	6,100
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#11	tomato soup poster	150
#133	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	10
#16	tommy gun	110
#136	tonic water	10
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#14	torquoise	30
#9	totally sweet mohawk helmet	140
#106	tourmalime	60
#814	toy ray gun	10
#37	toy sixgun	4
#51	toy taijijian	1
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#48	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#12	triad summoning scroll	330
#124	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#73	trick coin	1
#5	triggerfingerbone	230
#68	trilobite fossil	80
#19	triple barreled barrel gun	3
#125	tropical swill	1
#7	tube of pendulum lube	150
#6	tube of villain white	160
#7	turchucken	1
#10	turtle mud	150
#24	twice-haunted screwdriver	2
#65	two meat muck	2
#28	two-handed depthsword	10
#10	una poca de gracia	140
#79	unearthly onyx	20
#17	unflavored wine cooler	400
#13	unholy water	150
#21	unidentified drink	400
#27	unidentified jerky	2,000
#7	unnamed cocktail	230
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#39	used beer	10
#216	useless powder	800
🥇	valuable coin	7,060
#66	valuable trinket	1,670
#45	vampagne	1
#30	vampire pearl	50
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#65	velcro ore	10
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#6	very overdue library book	162
#4	vesper	1
#8	vial of swamp vapors	150
#550	vibrating cyborg knife	10
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#60	vinyl ore	10
#15	viral video	20
#29	vodka and cranberry	100
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#41	vodka barracuda	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#37	vodka martini	220
#31	vodka stinger	1
#57	vodka stratocaster	20
🥇	void burger	4,400
🥇	void lager	4,600
🥈	void shard	21
🥇	void stone	4,600
#35	voodoo glowskull	160
#224	vorpal blade	40
#5	votive candle	160
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#11	warehouse clerk's glasses	160
#8	warehouse walkie-talkie	140
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#19	water purification pills	1,400
#35	wax booze	1
#40	whalegun	1
#43	whisker pencil	130
#222	whiskey and cola	10
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#91	whiskey in a broken glass	30
#630	whiskey sour	1
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#77	white Crimbo ball	100
#13	white Dreadsylvanian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#116	white chocolate chip cookies	50
#1104	white lightning	1
#23	white mana	70
#29	white money bag	18
#21	white page	40
#46	white sword	160
#85	white wine	1
🥉	wild honey pie	20
#415	wine spritzer	1
#157	witty rapier	40
#15	woimbook	3
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#62	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#8	wrestling mask	160
#7	x-ray mirror	160
#10	yam martini	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#18	yellow seashell	1,000
#37	yule grog	1
#148	zmobie	1
#67	zombie	1
#14	zombie hollandaise	150

Wow, that's 1,185,002 items total!

what items are this player missing?