| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #523 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #559 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #156 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 2 |
| #223 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #250 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 29 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #197 | black snowcone | 19 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1122 | candy cane | 30 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #282 | cold wad | 4 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #571 | eggnog | 31 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #188 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #722 | fruitcake | 30 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #801 | gingerbread bugbear | 28 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #860 | handful of hand chalk | 10 |
| #474 | handful of sand | 20 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #121 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #114 | jewelry-making pliers | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #498 | mummy wrapping | 16 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #393 | paperclip | 109 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #330 | seal-blubber candle | 6 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1008 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |