| 🥇 | C.B.F.G. | 2 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbomination Contraption | 2 |
| #4 | Frosty's iceball | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #4 | Silver Bullet beer | 438 |
| 🥇 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 2 |
| 🥇 | Wolfman Nardz | 6,626 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 2 |
| 🥇 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 2 |
| #665 | box of sunshine | 470 |
| #277 | broken skull | 75 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | control crystal | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥈 | diving muff | 367 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #187 | evil golden arch | 67 |
| #16 | fake blood | 124 |
| #566 | felt | 16 |
| #4 | heavy D | 103,924 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #263 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #34 | personal massager | 960 |
| #9 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 554 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #5 | silent B | 87 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #59 | silent M | 12 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #68 | silent P | 9 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | slippery when wet shield | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | speed limit shield | 2 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic warwelf | 37,368 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |