| #400 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #194 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #177 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #465 | Daffy Taffy | 69 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #26 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 69 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #125 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 9 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #299 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 8 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #136 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 20 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #80 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 100 |
| #249 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 75 |
| #141 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 69 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #763 | Mad Train wine | 69 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #738 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 69 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #129 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 10 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #475 | Rock Pops | 114 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1642 | Yummy Tummy bean | 69 |
| #55 | abandoned candy | 69 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #61 | asbestos apron | 21 |
| #84 | asshat | 69 |
| #385 | baggie of powdered sugar | 51 |
| #334 | ball | 19 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #339 | beer bomb | 69 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #264 | bloody beer | 69 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #152 | booty chest charrrm | 69 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #13 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 69 |
| #543 | brick | 69 |
| #149 | bronze breastplate | 12 |
| #16 | bronze handcuffs | 7 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #38 | candy skeleton | 69 |
| #113 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 9 |
| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #163 | chloroform rag | 29 |
| #41 | chocolate disco ball | 69 |
| #15 | clockwork trench coat | 7 |
| #171 | club necklace | 28 |
| #129 | cocktail napkin | 57 |
| #41 | coconut bikini top | 7 |
| #407 | cog | 69 |
| #89 | crude voodoo doll | 4 |
| #158 | decorative fountain | 69 |
| #110 | depantsing bomb | 60 |
| #167 | diamond necklace | 27 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #224 | disease | 69 |
| #133 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 8 |
| #913 | duct tape | 24 |
| #41 | duct tape shirt | 3 |
| #189 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 4 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #119 | enormous hoop earring | 11 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #119 | filthy hippy poncho | 5 |
| #222 | flaregun | 69 |
| #42 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #87 | freshwater pearl necklace | 13 |
| #42 | frilly shirt | 12 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #233 | garish pinky ring | 19 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #1041 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #18 | gingham blouse | 20 |
| #265 | gob of wet hair | 69 |
| #244 | goth kid t-shirt | 21 |
| #233 | green beer | 69 |
| #142 | grungy flannel shirt | 5 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #111 | happiness | 37 |
| #264 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #218 | heart necklace | 25 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #117 | hippy protest button | 52 |
| #540 | ice-cold Willer | 69 |
| #246 | imp unity ring | 9 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #13 | junk-mail shirt | 5 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #39 | leotarrrd | 69 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #562 | loose teeth | 69 |
| #37 | metal band T-shirt | 18 |
| #434 | metallic A | 69 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #275 | mother's little helper | 12 |
| #265 | mummy wrapping | 69 |
| #311 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #839 | pack of pogs | 4 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #301 | panty raider camouflage | 3 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #82 | pat-a-cake pendant | 14 |
| #312 | patchouli incense stick | 69 |
| #19 | pawn cookie | 69 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #579 | phonics down | 69 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #259 | pixellated candy heart | 69 |
| #33 | plastic cup of beer | 69 |
| #12 | pompadour'd puppy | 3 |
| #281 | pool cue | 23 |
| #661 | possessed top | 9 |
| #91 | punk rock jacket | 23 |
| #175 | rave whistle | 37 |
| #255 | razor-sharp can lid | 69 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #22 | really really sticky spider web | 69 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #77 | ring of adornment | 9 |
| #199 | ring of aggravate monster | 57 |
| #88 | ring of cold resistance | 7 |
| #63 | ring of conflict | 10 |
| #87 | ring of fire resistance | 7 |
| #104 | ring of gain strength | 6 |
| #34 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 108 |
| #57 | ring of increase damage | 12 |
| #224 | rocky raccoon | 78 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #279 | sake bomb | 69 |
| #630 | scroll of drastic healing | 69 |
| #73 | shark jumper | 2 |
| #153 | shingle | 60 |
| #201 | shiny hood ornament | 5 |
| #1243 | shiny ring | 15 |
| #188 | shiny tribal beads | 8 |
| #17 | silver keg | 4 |
| #118 | silver tongue charrrm | 86 |
| #224 | sk8board | 6 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #21 | snowball | 121 |
| #118 | soda water | 69 |
| #760 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 69 |
| #56 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 12 |
| #271 | spade necklace | 21 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #341 | spring | 69 |
| #371 | sprocket | 69 |
| #253 | star chart | 69 |
| #13 | star shirt | 54 |
| #94 | stolen necklace | 3 |
| #92 | stolen office supplies | 69 |
| #296 | stone frisbee | 4 |
| #282 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 69 |
| #647 | super-spiky hair gel | 69 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #819 | thin black candle | 69 |
| #21 | tighty whiteys | 69 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #933 | tiny house | 69 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #254 | tip jar | 4 |
| #106 | tongue depressor | 1 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #1379 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #79 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 11 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #15 | walrus-tusk earring | 115 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #34 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 41 |
| #222 | white lightning | 69 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #70 | wind-up ensign | 5 |
| #769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |
| #95 | wind-up navigation droid | 3 |
| #130 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #167 | windchimes | 69 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #233 | yohohoyo | 11 |