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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #39 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 2 |
| #155 | Cosmic Calorie | 13 |
| #289 | Crimbuck | 3,054 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #633 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 9 |
| #592 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 11 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 26 |
| #167 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 16 |
| #162 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 20 |
| #165 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 17 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #764 | fudgecule | 371 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #399 | marshmallow | 42 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #41 | oil cap | 2 |
| #1390 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #302 | plastic ingot | 8 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #294 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 3 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #514 | red class ring | 14 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #375 | roll of toilet paper | 242 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #98 | shard of double-ice | 185 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #324 | slimy sweetbreads | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #14 | stomp box | 8 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #716 | sucker scaffold | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #827 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #413 | white class ring | 15 |