| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #717 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #221 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 7 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 4 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 176 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #187 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 12 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 7 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 8 |
| #2944 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #501 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #373 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #278 | Elf Guard MPC | 12 |
| #58 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 4 |
| #44 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 3 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1287 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #157 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #128 | automa-bot parts | 2 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #796 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #680 | cloudy potion | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #580 | duct tape | 54 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #749 | effervescent potion | 4 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #667 | fizzy potion | 6 |
| #544 | frilly skirt | 4 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #154 | hawk | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1209 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #171 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #479 | maiden wig | 3 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #709 | milky potion | 5 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1857 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #582 | paperclip | 61 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #597 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #241 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #257 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #248 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #139 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #105 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #114 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |