| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #716 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #500 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #795 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #679 | cloudy potion | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #579 | duct tape | 54 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #749 | effervescent potion | 4 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #666 | fizzy potion | 6 |
| #545 | frilly skirt | 4 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #481 | maiden wig | 3 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #708 | milky potion | 5 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #581 | paperclip | 61 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |