| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #198 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #650 | Go-Wassail | 18 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #899 | M-242 | 4 |
| #276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #319 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 40 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #77 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 11 |
| #754 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #883 | Valentine | 17 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #755 | astral mushroom | 6 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #282 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 22 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #495 | bottle of bubbles | 12 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #35 | chocolate-covered caviar | 17 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #390 | disintegrating sheet music | 3 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #17 | enchanted brass knuckles | 13 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1535 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #450 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #566 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #411 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #40 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 4 |
| #29 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 4 |
| #81 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #2446 | golden ring | 10 |
| #726 | green gummi ingot | 15 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #218 | irradiated candy cane | 16 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #595 | jerky coins | 27 |
| #2281 | killing feather | 8 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #361 | llama lama gong | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #614 | lollipop stick | 26 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #325 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #448 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #685 | nanite-infested candy cane | 18 |
| #696 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #114 | oyster basket | 99 |
| #658 | pack of pogs | 15 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #88 | phish stick | 12 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #201 | pine tar | 3 |
| #619 | pixellated candy heart | 19 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #257 | popsicle stick | 3 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #730 | red gummi ingot | 14 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #151 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #1773 | robotronic egg | 4 |
| #2486 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #1729 | roll of toilet paper | 9 |
| #97 | s'more | 600 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #760 | strawberyl | 3 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #282 | stuffed can of asparagus | 23 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #670 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #484 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #899 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1444 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #232 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #61 | water wings | 30 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #565 | wind-up meatcar | 11 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #748 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |