| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #580 | Go-Wassail | 25 |
| #576 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 12 |
| #576 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 12 |
| #571 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 12 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #664 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #280 | pack of pogs | 70 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #862 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #533 | spooky bark | 19 |
| #831 | spooky sap | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2125 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |