| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #417 | anticheese | 11 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #3613 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #798 | coconut shell | 12 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #693 | ten-leaf clover | 9 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |