#71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
#288 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 32 |
#46 | 30669 scroll | 224 |
#39 | 33398 scroll | 869 |
#23 | 334 scroll | 245 |
#15 | 4-d camera | 38 |
#441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
#24 | 64067 scroll | 46 |
#62 | 668 scroll | 30 |
#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
#985 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
#59 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 14 |
#241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
#4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
#223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#40 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 11 |
#224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
#98 | Bohemian rhapsody | 6 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#75 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 4 |
#114 | Cookbook of the Damned | 4 |
#308 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 18 |
#211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
#210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
#224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
#211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
#206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
#220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
#244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
#217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
#217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
#723 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
#47 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 2 |
#30 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 7 |
#118 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 6 |
#98 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 7 |
#127 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 3 |
#103 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 4 |
#81 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 5 |
#194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
#198 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 4 |
#145 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 6 |
#179 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
#61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
#48 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 357 |
#1025 | Feynman gate | 7 |
#104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#283 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 13 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#12 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 2 |
#560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
#303 | NG | 2 |
#208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
#774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
#357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
#85 | Sinful Desires | 9 |
#54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#386 | Swabbie™ swab | 3 |
#120 | Tales from the Fireside | 7 |
#397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
#137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#174 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 25 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
#611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#574 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 14 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
#486 | all-purpose cleaner | 5 |
#46 | alphabet gum | 52 |
#165 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 103 |
#434 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 8 |
#218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
#521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
#388 | ancient protein powder | 8 |
#408 | ancient spice | 3 |
#189 | ancient stone fist | 4 |
#230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
#3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
#548 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 2 |
#420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
#250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
#398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
#719 | antique greaves | 2 |
#731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
#259 | antique helmet | 32 |
#404 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
#533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
#258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
#608 | antique record album | 3 |
#263 | antique shield | 33 |
#298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
#770 | antique spear | 2 |
#126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
#5 | astronaut ice-cream | 43 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#133 | awful poetry journal | 1,525 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
#697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
#1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
#129 | bottled inspiration | 8 |
#204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
#96 | brainy skull | 6 |
#1626 | buckyball | 1 |
#968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
#577 | carbon nanotube frame | 18 |
#731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
#197 | chunk of rock salt | 21 |
#879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#528 | corrupted data | 11 |
#80 | crazy hobo notebook | 12 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#52 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 35 |
#594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
#286 | dance card | 6 |
#504 | defective skull | 42 |
#1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
#531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
#164 | disembodied brain | 28 |
#110 | disintegrating quill pen | 120 |
#421 | disturbing fanfic | 310 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
#46 | drab sonata | 253 |
#904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#2323 | duct tape | 1 |
#47 | dusty animal cranium | 6 |
#99 | dusty animal jawbone | 3 |
#305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
#43 | dusty animal skull | 2 |
#290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
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#82 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 5 |
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#85 | dusty left first rear claw | 5 |
#82 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 5 |
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#85 | dusty left thumb | 5 |
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#85 | dusty left twelfth rib | 5 |
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#57 | dusty right fibula | 7 |
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#108 | dusty right second front claw | 4 |
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#145 | dusty right third rear claw | 3 |
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#49 | dusty right thumb | 8 |
#81 | dusty right tibia | 5 |
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#50 | dusty right ulna | 8 |
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#85 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 5 |
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#85 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 5 |
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#18 | dwarvish magazine | 69 |
#259 | eXtreme mittens | 16 |
#565 | eXtreme scarf | 3 |
#5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#196 | encoder ring | 101 |
#401 | eye-pod | 1 |
#930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
#170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
#354 | fish-liver oil | 17 |
#105 | flange | 29 |
#469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
#74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
#283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
#686 | fossilized limb | 4 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#621 | fossilized spike | 3 |
#328 | fossilized spine | 5 |
#504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
#343 | fossilized wing | 9 |
#449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
#841 | fudge lily | 1 |
#712 | fudgecule | 500 |
#187 | furniture dolly | 15 |
#39 | giant book of ancient carols | 4 |
#2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#293 | grouchy restless spirit | 54 |
#401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
#407 | handful of hand chalk | 63 |
#15 | hardware upgrade | 5 |
#1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
#89 | heavy D | 1,803 |
#209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
#277 | herbs | 101 |
#895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#46 | inflatable duck | 100 |
#109 | inkwell | 95 |
#1263 | ion grid | 5 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#234 | jazz soap | 120 |
#70 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
#46 | kickback cookbook | 11 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#1538 | killing feather | 31 |
#1688 | kite | 2 |
#34 | lead yo-yo | 10 |
#937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
#144 | library card | 4 |
#60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
#755 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
#37 | loaded serum blowgun | 75 |
#1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
#149 | lowercase N | 124 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#139 | mafia aria | 180 |
#132 | magnifying glass | 5 |
#216 | meat from yesterday | 10 |
#79 | meatsmithing guide | 7 |
#158 | metallic A | 358 |
#468 | mojo filter | 1 |
#1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
#731 | mood ring | 1 |
#385 | nanofiber cloth | 14 |
#165 | ninja mop | 15 |
#238 | original G | 478 |
#191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
#1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
#90 | pack of chewing gum | 6 |
#430 | pail | 26 |
#111 | patent antipsychotics | 7 |
#1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
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#574 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 27 |
#174 | pile of dusty animal bones | 53 |
#38 | pirate brochure | 12 |
#476 | plot hole | 162 |
#459 | poison pen | 4 |
#1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
#1713 | possessed top | 2 |
#385 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#659 | rag doll | 3 |
#1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
#105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
#98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
#130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
#150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
#102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
#106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#872 | roll of toilet paper | 61 |
#2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
#1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
#500 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
#2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
#619 | rubber emo roe | 51 |
#338 | ruby W | 40 |
#885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
#108 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 30 |
#202 | scroll of drastic healing | 473 |
#163 | scroll of pasta summoning | 100 |
#22 | sensitive poetry journal | 60 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
#2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
#87 | smudged alchemical recipe | 7 |
#327 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 29 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
#35 | sphygmomanometer | 54 |
#1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
#671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
#442 | star chart | 24 |
#576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
#387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
#551 | stone of eXtreme power | 15 |
#939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
#837 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 53 |
#405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 93 |
#503 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 82 |
#869 | stuffed Meat | 54 |
#2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
#539 | stuffed angry cow | 80 |
#474 | stuffed astral badger | 90 |
#660 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 71 |
#494 | stuffed can of asparagus | 9 |
#556 | stuffed cocoabo | 76 |
#471 | stuffed dodecapede | 9 |
#2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
#474 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 89 |
#612 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 76 |
#2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
#552 | stuffed hand turkey | 80 |
#519 | stuffed key | 112 |
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#1111 | stuffed mink | 38 |
#1013 | stuffed monocle | 45 |
#471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
#603 | stuffed scary death orb | 76 |
#397 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 53 |
#506 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 86 |
#472 | stuffed snowy owl | 86 |
#467 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 91 |
#3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#380 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 100 |
#855 | stuffed teddy butler | 53 |
#589 | stuffed tin of caviar | 81 |
#493 | stuffed treasure chest | 117 |
#544 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 81 |
#477 | styrofoam ore | 2 |
#1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
#470 | sunken chest | 23 |
#171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
#475 | synthetic stuffing | 14 |
#383 | targeting chip | 1 |
#53 | tattered scrap of paper | 238 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#94 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 7 |
#339 | terrible poem | 1 |
#693 | theoretical string | 15 |
#361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#793 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 4 |
#2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
#171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
#75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
#1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
#1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
#534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
#2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
#191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
#2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
#1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#1556 | top | 2 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#50 | toy wheel | 124 |
#2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
#385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
#219 | unearthed potsherd | 15 |
#1051 | unstable DNA | 36 |
#227 | unstable laser battery | 86 |
#727 | urinal cake | 1 |
#2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#78 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
#497 | viking helmet | 14 |
#127 | wad of slimy rags | 7 |
#260 | white Canadian | 11 |
#277 | wind-up chattering teeth | 111 |
#394 | wooden block | 8 |
#552 | worn tophat | 1 |
#1803 | yo | 2 |
#2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
#280 | yohohoyo | 8 |