Donny The Retard

RankItemQuantity
#27Ax of L'rose1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1268Daffy Taffy14
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#2017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet8
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2064astronaut pants1
#5461badass belt4
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#325blue class ring9
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#89burrowgrub hive2
#1660cheap toaster1
🥉control crystal1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#2105duct tape2
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#562dusty bottle of Marsala16
#463dusty bottle of Merlot27
#474dusty bottle of Muscat23
#392dusty bottle of Pinot Noir38
#401dusty bottle of Port37
#412dusty bottle of Zinfandel29
#1586elven moonshine1
#778filthy lucre44
#4736fuzzy dice1
#411gingerbread mutant bugbear9
#35gnashing teeth1
#5199handful of confetti1
#148hardened slime hat1
#3382heart necklace1
🥉hobo code binder1
#1003hobo nickel31
#1919immense cyborg hand2
#155irradiated candy cane22
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#291live lobster1
#866mummy costume3
#1603obsidian dagger8
#229oozenog13
#319pair of ragged claws1
#48parasitic claw4
#75parasitic headgnawer2
#76parasitic strangleworm2
#67parasitic tentacles2
#897petrified wood1
#18psychedelic bubble wand2
#733pulsing flesh5
#1005pumpkinhead mask2
#501red class ring15
#686rigid carapace7
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2132spectre scepter8
#937spooky sap1
#606star hat1
#420star sword1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2262toy space helmet1
#455twitching claw10
#2304unstable DNA1
#1270useless powder18
#339white class ring23
#677wolfman mask8

Wow, that's 526 items total!

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