| #375 | 1-ball | 13 |
| #426 | 2-ball | 10 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #468 | 4-ball | 9 |
| #323 | 5-ball | 15 |
| #515 | 6-ball | 8 |
| #486 | 7-ball | 9 |
| #466 | 8-ball | 51 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #103 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #192 | BGE merchandise order form | 23 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1363 | BGE shotglass | 4 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #600 | Boss Bat britches | 25 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #713 | Crown of the Goblin King | 35 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #413 | Drowsy Sword | 46 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #628 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #584 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 46 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #223 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 30 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #284 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 83 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #118 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 43 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #121 | Wand of Nagamar | 46 |
| #372 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #105 | asbestos crossbow | 7 |
| #95 | asbestos staff | 6 |
| #224 | asbestos sword | 3 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #736 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #32 | bone aperitif | 13 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of Blank-Out | 120 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #113 | canteen of wine | 180 |
| #15 | caustic slime nodule | 26 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #13 | chamoisole | 5 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #79 | chrome crossbow | 10 |
| #203 | chrome staff | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #38 | dope wheels | 42 |
| #292 | drywall axe | 46 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #475 | elven cellocello | 31 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #310 | elven suicide capsule | 37 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #342 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
| #332 | fancy chocolate car | 9 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #414 | giant discarded bottlecap | 12 |
| #742 | giant discarded plastic fork | 12 |
| #189 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 23 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #548 | golden ring | 42 |
| #439 | gray bow tie | 16 |
| #778 | grue egg | 34 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #188 | herringcello | 46 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #175 | knuckle sandwich | 132 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #159 | linoleum crossbow | 5 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #722 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #417 | obsidian dagger | 41 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #136 | paperclip | 350 |
| #138 | passable elf mask | 19 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #468 | patent leather shoes | 14 |
| #257 | penguin focaccia bread | 39 |
| #364 | penguin thesaurus | 19 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #95 | poison pen | 11 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #515 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #1582 | robotronic egg | 7 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #370 | rusty chain necklace | 7 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #216 | sawblade shield | 16 |
| #561 | shiny ring | 46 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #15 | slime-covered necklace | 2 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #462 | solid gold bowling ball | 39 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #1795 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 28 |
| #2242 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #1223 | stuffed astral badger | 42 |
| #1862 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1670 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2122 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #1572 | stuffed mind flayer | 33 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1664 | stuffed snowy owl | 30 |
| #1572 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1440 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1356 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 38 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 11 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #693 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #564 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #642 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 11 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #486 | tiny plastic The Man | 9 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 14 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #501 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 14 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #458 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #505 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 14 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #611 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 27 |
| #579 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #358 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 11 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #449 | tiny plastic blooper | 15 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #758 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 23 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #424 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 16 |
| #614 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #798 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #712 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #627 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 27 |
| #910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #656 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 11 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
| #516 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 13 |
| #732 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #424 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 17 |
| #357 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 11 |
| #786 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #518 | tiny plastic scary clown | 14 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #450 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 15 |
| #499 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 14 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #633 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #857 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 20 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #724 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #141 | unstable DNA | 362 |
| #1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
| #426 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 23 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #24 | waterlogged crate | 12 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #293 | wrench bracelet | 12 |