| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #386 | Cold Hots candy | 14 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1529 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1341 | Valentine | 9 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #302 | brick of sand | 4 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #635 | drum machine | 2 |
| #1054 | duct tape | 19 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #298 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #292 | foam noodle | 3 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #2128 | golden ring | 34 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1530 | green beer | 3 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #442 | handful of sand | 25 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #344 | inflatable duck | 3 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #990 | killing feather | 42 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #733 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #765 | mummy wrapping | 2 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #131 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1389 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #882 | roasted marshmallow | 15 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #1394 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #1613 | roll of toilet paper | 11 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #902 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 33 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #1623 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1473 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #274 | water wings | 3 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #805 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |