| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1339 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #85 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1082 | duct tape | 18 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #234 | filthy lucre | 137 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #428 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1604 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #12 | scintillating powder | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2130 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #300 | worthless gewgaw | 18 |
| #450 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #300 | worthless trinket | 13 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |