| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #2018 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1079 | duct tape | 18 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #233 | filthy lucre | 137 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #427 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #2933 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1603 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #12 | scintillating powder | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2132 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #302 | worthless gewgaw | 18 |
| #451 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #303 | worthless trinket | 13 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #582 | yellow glowstick | 2 |