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#931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
#101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
#1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
#239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#1373 | Crimbuck | 279 |
#1338 | Daffy Taffy | 12 |
#1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
#987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#2231 | Rock Pops | 6 |
#887 | Schrödinger's thermos | 4 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
#1624 | Valentine | 5 |
#188 | Wolfman Nardz | 9 |
#1862 | Yummy Tummy bean | 48 |
#116 | abandoned candy | 13 |
#925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
#311 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3 |
#269 | black velvet box | 1 |
#3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
#166 | breath mint | 7 |
#232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
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#334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
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#344 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 5 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#606 | disease | 10 |
#868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
#145 | elven cellocello | 57 |
#198 | elven suicide capsule | 46 |
#736 | fetid feather | 1 |
#497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
#856 | flaming feather | 1 |
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#460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#776 | frightful feather | 1 |
#810 | frozen feather | 1 |
#152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
#395 | gob of wet hair | 30 |
#919 | green beer | 10 |
#981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#440 | herringcello | 31 |
#1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#795 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
#279 | memory of a C | 2 |
#47 | memory of a CA base pair | 2 |
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#270 | memory of an A | 2 |
#89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
#171 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 6 |
#3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
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#1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
#172 | passable elf mask | 16 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
#224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
#157 | ribbon candy | 9 |
#402 | roasted marshmallow | 76 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#126 | secret from the future | 1 |
#368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
#512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
#555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
#65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
#492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
#225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#227 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 83 |
#2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
#2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
#2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
#2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
#2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
#2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
#2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
#2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
#2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
#3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
#2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
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#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
#3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
#2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
#2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
#1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
#8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
#3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
#6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
#2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
#6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
#3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
#3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
#2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
#3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
#4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
#3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
#1238 | useless powder | 20 |
#125 | wad of cotton | 22 |
#40 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 2 |