BallsofMeat

RankItemQuantity
#27Ax of L'rose1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#935Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1033CRIMBCO mug8
#101Cinco Mayo Lager3
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#238Crimbo wreath3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1373Crimbuck279
#1338Daffy Taffy12
#1155Dickory Farms Gift Basket3
#999Instant Karma2
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#2229Rock Pops6
#887Schrödinger's thermos4
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#1625Valentine5
#187Wolfman Nardz9
#1860Yummy Tummy bean48
#116abandoned candy13
#925bath ball gift set4
#312bazookafish bubble gum3
#269black velvet box1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#5907box of sunshine4
#167breath mint7
#232broken carburetor1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#4134candy cane2
#337candy kneecapping stick6
#143candy knuckles13
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#345chocolate-covered scarab beetle5
🥉control crystal1
#608disease10
#868dusty Crimbo crate9
#146elven cellocello57
#198elven suicide capsule46
#738fetid feather1
#498flamin' bindle1
#856flaming feather1
#790flirtatious feather1
#460freezin' bindle1
#777frightful feather1
#811frozen feather1
#151gingerbread house4
#395gob of wet hair30
#918green beer10
#984guy made of bee pollen1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#441herringcello31
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#796lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum5
#278memory of a C2
#48memory of a CA base pair2
#91memory of a CG base pair1
#238memory of a G3
#269memory of an A2
#89memory of an AG base pair1
#171memory of some delicious amino acids6
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#346off-white plastic oyster egg13
#1890oyster basket1
#172passable elf mask16
#293pig-iron bracers1
#242plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#228raffle prize box1
#158ribbon candy9
#402roasted marshmallow76
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#124secret from the future1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#511sleazy bindle1
#554spooky bindle1
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#224string of Crimbo lights3
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#228sturdy Crimbo crate83
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2068tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3348tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2164tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#2171tiny plastic Hellion3
#2827tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#2772tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#2794tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#2193tiny plastic anime smiley3
#2791tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#3306tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#2796tiny plastic blooper2
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#1448tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6233tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#2804tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#6100tiny plastic grue2
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6171tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#2729tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6201tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#2826tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#3949tiny plastic stab bat4
#4892tiny plastic star starfish3
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1706tiny plastic warwelf4
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1237useless powder20
#125wad of cotton22
#40world's most unappetizing beverage2

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