| #88 | "caramel" orange | 26 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #143 | Amulet of Yendor | 161 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #287 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #288 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #454 | BURT | 32 |
| #50 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| #376 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #12 | Barney's rake | 17 |
| #1277 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #292 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 4 |
| #37 | Belt of Howling Anger | 12 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #218 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #662 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #29 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #69 | Boss Bat bling | 45 |
| #153 | Boss Bat britches | 79 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #9 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1,428 |
| #85 | Carpathian longsword | 9 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #18 | Chroner | 4,453 |
| #6 | Chubby and Plump bar | 614 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #28 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 15 |
| #190 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 33 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #31 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 74 |
| #75 | Cosmic Calorie | 768 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbeau de toilette | 20 |
| #57 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 69 |
| #18 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 2 |
| #21 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 2 |
| #20 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 2 |
| #441 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #93 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 32 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #67 | Crimbo candle | 4 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #42 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 11 |
| #1510 | Crimbuck | 176 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #17 | Dinsey Whinskey | 6 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #28 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #163 | Drowsy Sword | 112 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #167 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Eye and a Twist | 550 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #83 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 12 |
| #88 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 12 |
| #93 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 14 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #78 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 11 |
| #74 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 11 |
| #24 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 16 |
| #71 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 27 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #484 | Goodfella contract | 39 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #52 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 10 |
| #151 | Green Clover of Justice | 12 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #36 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 12 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #42 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #11 | Holiday Fun! | 1,483 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #11 | Huggler Radio | 2 |
| #589 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #143 | Jack-in-the-box | 36 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #68 | Jocko Homo's head | 15 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #18 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 4,005 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| 🥇 | LOV Enamorang | 1,295 |
| #44 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 5 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #319 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #111 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 173 |
| #76 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 765 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #50 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 727 |
| #6 | Martialest Arts trophy | 53 |
| #24 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #104 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 27 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Bropane | 181 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 75 |
| #44 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 92 |
| #74 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 34 |
| #51 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 149 |
| #59 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 202 |
| #81 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 16 |
| #62 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 92 |
| #56 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 216 |
| #40 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 147 |
| #52 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 169 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #527 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #133 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 51 |
| #20 | O | 103 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #118 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #91 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #251 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #119 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 9 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥉 | Protects-Your-Junk | 2 |
| #73 | Red Rover BB gun | 43 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #75 | Safari Jack's moustache | 13 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #36 | Shield of Icy Fate | 12 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #47 | Sword of Dark Omens | 10 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #34 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #296 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 2 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1056 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 20 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 22 |
| #1301 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #812 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 88 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #145 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #7 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 3 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #217 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #15 | X | 106 |
| #10 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 46 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #394 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #40 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 1 |
| #21 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 2 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #23 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 2 |
| #24 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
| #19 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 2 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 1 |
| #331 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #153 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #54 | alabaster knight | 1 |
| #54 | alabaster pawn | 1 |
| #58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| #22 | alien toenails | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #67 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #39 | antique Canadian lantern | 5 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #84 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #174 | badass belt | 176 |
| #145 | bag of airline peanuts | 178 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #333 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #119 | bejeweled cufflinks | 30 |
| #23 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #99 | bit of clingfilm | 34 |
| #28 | black candy heart | 599 |
| #75 | black-and-blue light | 740 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #78 | blue plasma ball | 762 |
| #29 | blue rocket | 1 |
| #7 | body spradium | 249 |
| #6 | boiling hot cocoa | 357 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Crimbognac | 10 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #6 | bowl full of jelly | 556 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #1546 | box of sunshine | 112 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #57 | brick | 605 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #39 | bubblegum heart | 100 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #77 | buffalo dime | 2 |
| #707 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #134 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #36 | cabooze | 12 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #55 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #75 | cheap studded belt | 782 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #280 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #37 | chocotini | 3 |
| #144 | cinnamon machine oil | 12 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #104 | cloning kit | 13 |
| #167 | clown hammer | 170 |
| #797 | club necklace | 9 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | cool hot cocoa | 358 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #61 | cop dollar | 17 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #156 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 3 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| 🥉 | crystal belt buckle | 3 |
| #54 | crystalline cheer | 2,653 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #117 | defective skull | 197 |
| #1032 | dense meat stack | 4 |
| #234 | designer handbag | 12 |
| #426 | diamond necklace | 15 |
| #5 | donated booze | 2,591 |
| #4 | donated candy | 2,595 |
| #6 | donated food | 2,603 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #189 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 4 |
| #118 | dry martini | 7 |
| #303 | duct tape | 132 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #38 | eggwater | 7 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #111 | electric pants | 2 |
| #251 | empty agua de vida bottle | 840 |
| #201 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #96 | encoder ring | 188 |
| #914 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #148 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 174 |
| 🥇 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #548 | facsimile dictionary | 18 |
| #153 | fake fake vomit | 188 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #125 | fat loot token | 33 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
| #10 | fish sauce | 20 |
| #286 | fistful of ashes | 5 |
| #204 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #69 | flavored foot massage oil | 752 |
| #116 | fleshy lump | 2 |
| #115 | fleshy putty | 10 |
| #52 | flour cookie | 7 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #66 | foam dart | 784 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #6 | fortifying hot cocoa | 351 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #153 | freightcake | 6 |
| #7 | freshwater fishbone | 606 |
| #34 | fried air | 242 |
| #1034 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #122 | frigid derringer | 4 |
| #24 | frost-rimed desk bell | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #37 | fuzzy busby | 62 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #75 | fuzzy earmuffs | 37 |
| #82 | fuzzy montera | 36 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #169 | garish pinky ring | 25 |
| #241 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #48 | genie's bracers | 4 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #53 | genie's turbane | 3 |
| #201 | ghost of a necklace | 25 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #312 | ghuol egg | 64 |
| #170 | giant designer sunglasses | 26 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #71 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #80 | glob of salty molasses | 46 |
| #100 | gloomy black mushroom | 40 |
| #80 | gold wedding ring | 125 |
| #49 | golden gun | 11 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #42 | gooified animal matter | 164 |
| #33 | gooified mineral matter | 448 |
| #43 | gooified vegetable matter | 181 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #24 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
| #137 | green and red bean | 46 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #660 | green clay bead | 7 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #108 | grue egg | 159 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #178 | handful of confetti | 175 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #642 | heart necklace | 11 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #186 | heart of the volcano | 37 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #489 | hobo nickel | 488 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #5 | hot cocoa au beurre | 171 |
| #8 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 187 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #91 | intact anemone spike | 33 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #136 | jazz soap | 187 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #151 | joybuzzer | 174 |
| #134 | lab-grown meat | 7 |
| #49 | labrador cookie | 2 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #177 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #148 | lost elf luggage | 3 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #119 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 194 |
| 🥈 | magical sausage | 10,047 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #184 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 5 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| 🥈 | mime army camouflage kit | 418 |
| 🥈 | mime army challenge coin | 19 |
| 🥈 | mime army infiltration glove | 17 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 34 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 32 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 56 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 36 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (morale) | 48 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 49 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 55 |
| 🥈 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 35 |
| 🥈 | mime army rations | 419 |
| 🥉 | mime army shotglass | 11 |
| 🥈 | mime army superserum | 411 |
| 🥈 | mime army wine | 413 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | miming beret | 396 |
| 🥈 | miming boots | 402 |
| 🥈 | miming corduroys | 417 |
| 🥈 | miming gloves | 437 |
| 🥈 | miming shirt | 406 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | model train set | 1 |
| #122 | moist Crimbo spices | 34 |
| #32 | mood ring | 458 |
| #155 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 4 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1028 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #22 | old sweatpants | 1,623 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #60 | onyx knight | 1 |
| #57 | onyx pawn | 1 |
| #50 | onyx rook | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #11 | ornamental sextant | 2 |
| #108 | ornate picture frame | 25 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #5 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 176 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #74 | paranormal ricotta | 7 |
| #37 | party beer bomb | 10 |
| #45 | peanut brittle shield | 91 |
| #107 | peppermint eel sauce | 103 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #57 | personal massager | 684 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #87 | personalized coffee mug | 772 |
| #131 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 184 |
| #131 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 190 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #62 | pile of Trainbot parts | 518 |
| #6 | pile of useless robot parts | 309 |
| #126 | pink clay bead | 164 |
| #227 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #135 | poisonsettia | 8 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #440 | potted cactus | 4 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| 🥇 | powdered sealbone | 12,812 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #142 | projectile chemistry set | 7 |
| #17 | psychic's amulet | 180 |
| #24 | psychic's circlet | 141 |
| #22 | psychic's crystal ball | 177 |
| #19 | psychic's pslacks | 176 |
| #100 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #115 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 9 |
| #697 | radium-flavored potato chips | 28 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #263 | red class ring | 49 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #63 | red-and-green sweater | 42 |
| #43 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #784 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #524 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 14 |
| #463 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
| #444 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #143 | rubber emo roe | 196 |
| #84 | runny icing | 74 |
| #79 | rusty chain necklace | 42 |
| #10 | s'more | 21,589 |
| #31 | sack lunch | 1,371 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #115 | salt plum | 52 |
| #80 | salty gumdrop | 36 |
| #237 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #142 | sawblade shield | 25 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #50 | self-repairing earmuffs | 8 |
| #134 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #4 | silent F | 39 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #25 | single atom | 816 |
| #19 | sizzling desk bell | 2 |
| #20 | skull capacitor | 5 |
| #15 | slime-covered necklace | 2 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #111 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 35 |
| #701 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #295 | spade necklace | 20 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #187 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #12 | special edition Batfellow comic | 357 |
| #148 | spectre scepter | 172 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #15 | sponge cake | 53 |
| #22 | sprinkles | 145,399 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #124 | standards and practices guide | 3 |
| #4 | status cymbal | 8 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #74 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 744 |
| #538 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #288 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 134 |
| #641 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 69 |
| #590 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 75 |
| #9 | stuffed Meat | 3,632 |
| #509 | stuffed angry cow | 84 |
| #652 | stuffed astral badger | 72 |
| #633 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 74 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #539 | stuffed cocoabo | 78 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #471 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 90 |
| #574 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 80 |
| #163 | stuffed key | 276 |
| 🥉 | stuffed martini | 6,720 |
| #717 | stuffed mind flayer | 67 |
| #4 | stuffed mink | 5,756 |
| #397 | stuffed monocle | 114 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #141 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 6 |
| #472 | stuffed scary death orb | 90 |
| #672 | stuffed snowy owl | 67 |
| #643 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 72 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #508 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 84 |
| #351 | stuffed teddy butler | 125 |
| #298 | stuffed tin of caviar | 139 |
| #169 | stuffed treasure chest | 261 |
| #504 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 85 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #142 | thick walrus blubber | 8 |
| #93 | third ear | 4 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #46 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #171 | turtle pheromones | 27 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #29 | uncanny desk bell | 1 |
| #146 | universal biscuit | 7 |
| #138 | untamable turtle | 12 |
| #88 | unusual disco ball | 16 |
| #234 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 43 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #367 | white class ring | 19 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #123 | whoopie cushion | 200 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #149 | wind-up chattering teeth | 175 |
| #339 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #660 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #83 | wrench bracelet | 43 |
| #59 | wriggling worm | 76 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #360 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #38 | x-ray specs | 481 |
| #124 | yellow snowcone | 209 |
| #12 | your own black heart | 526 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |