| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #86 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #230 | alien drugs | 5 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #257 | easter egg balloon | 73 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #169 | government cheese | 16 |
| #154 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #373 | handful of confetti | 100 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #553 | old sweatpants | 118 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #111 | pair of government shades | 5 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #99 | rocket fuel | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #50 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #137 | space junk | 19 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #313 | spectre scepter | 97 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #305 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #629 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |