| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #771 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1071 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1090 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #229 | alien drugs | 5 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #256 | easter egg balloon | 73 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #806 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #167 | government cheese | 16 |
| #154 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #382 | handful of confetti | 100 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #561 | old sweatpants | 118 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #111 | pair of government shades | 5 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #100 | rocket fuel | 3 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #51 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #136 | space junk | 19 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #316 | spectre scepter | 97 |
| #269 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #431 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #313 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #637 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |