Chili man

RankItemQuantity
#20A Guide to Safari1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#33BRICKO sword2
#184Beach Buck1
#36Bonestabber1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#8Cajun accordion10
#54Celsius 2331
#572Chroner1
#18Crimbo Carol tattoo kit2
#20Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit2
#19Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit2
#675Crimbo Credit1
#84Crimbo salad7
#58Crimbo train emergency brake74
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#306Crimbonium fuel rod2
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#211Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#260Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#246Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#245Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#260Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#212Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#206Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#220Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#461Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#245Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#460Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#217Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#375Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#378Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun3
#367Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#463Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#254Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#326Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#59DUFRESNE Suds144
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#2268Drowsy Sword2
#359Elf Guard MPC1
#88Elizabeth's Dollie1
#248Freddy Kruegerand1
#46Frostâ„¢ brand sword3
#21Fudge Fiber Armor Plating13
#168FunFundsâ„¢1
#285Game Grid ticket1
#114Groll doll1
#87Inner Strength4
#82Inner Truth4
#239Inner Wisdom2
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#528Knob Goblin scimitar12
#62LOLmec statuette1
#805Loudmouth Larry Lamprey3
#322Lucky Surprise Egg14
#44Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo5
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#405Orcish frat-paddle5
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#99Rubeeâ„¢1
#125Science Notebook1
#219Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#37Skullhead's Screw19
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#154Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#36The Imploded World3
#53The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 12
#33The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 24
#40The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 33
#49The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 42
#53The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 52
#34The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 63
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#65The Superconductor's CPU1
#234Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette3
#278Thwaitgold bug statuette5
#601Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette5
#307Thwaitgold chigger statuette3
#318Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#251Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#159Thwaitgold mosquito statuette9
#110Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#126Trainbot slag27
#2405Valentine1
#132Wal-Mart gift certificate1
#33Work is a Four Letter Sword1
#108adorable seal larva15
#240anniversary gift box9
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#143antique machete3
#930antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#224asbestos sword3
#6542badass belt2
#202balloon sword2
#197bamboo bokuto1
#57bar whip2
#112basic meat sword2
#77bat whip1
#276bat-shaped Crimboween cookie6
#783batblade1
#46batskin belt37
#449battered Crimbo Crate24
#77beaver punch (cherry)1
#77beaver punch (papaya)1
#92beaver punch (peach)1
#254beavermouth1
#430beholed bedsheet2
#522bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#60black and white cracker5
#36black belt4
#95black blade2
#874black candy heart1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#570black sword2
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#56blue plastic baby6
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#58boning knife1
#5booze drive button1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#2411box of sunshine46
#380broken sword5
#110bronze handcuffs1
#95brown crock marble6
#448brown plastic baby1
#58bubblewrap sword2
#108buffalo blade1
#87buffalo dime1
#70bumblebee marble2
#35buzzard feather7
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#6candy drive button1
#331cardboard katana1
#55cardboard sword2
#683cardboard wakizashi1
#128cheer extractor1
#169choco-Crimbot7
#178chrome sword5
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#70clockwork sword1
#115clown whip1
#53clownskin belt11
#9coarse hemp socks3
#830cocoa egg5
#45communal gobstopper9
#208cookie cookie4
#506cool whip4
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#259costume sword2
#80creepy voodoo doll2
#19creepy-ass club1
#76crude voodoo doll6
#235cylindrical mold3
#97demon whip1
#33dense meat sword5
#80depleted uranium seal figurine8
#93deviled egg1
#265diamond-studded cane25
#126dishrag5
#210disintegrating quill pen45
#435donated candy5
#361donated food13
#216dreadlock whip6
#55dripping meat sword2
#111droopy doll eye1
#883duct tape26
#233duct tape sword1
#766dusty Crimbo crate11
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#111eagle feather3
#48electronics kit29
#32elf ploughshare1
#22elven tambourine1
#26evil-ass club1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#174faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#58fancy tin beer can1
#406fat loot token1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#53fetid feather237
#124figurine of a charred seal23
#384figurine of a cold seal15
#147figurine of a cute baby seal1
#74figurine of a sleek seal27
#161figurine of a wretched-looking seal8
#2035filthy lucre1
#48fish scimitar2
#24fishbone belt1
#55flaming cardboard sword2
#62flaming feather229
#122flaming sword3
#52flirtatious feather142
#8food drive button1
#578frayed rope belt1
#111friendly cheez blob15
#39frightful feather287
#45frigid-ass club1
#57frozen feather214
#378furniture dolly3
#69gamma nog18
#1173ghuol egg2
#161giant candy cane1
#38gilded BRICKO brick1
#2418gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#20glimmering buzzard feather5
#64glimmering great tit feather1
#23glimmering phoenix feather3
#109glimmering roc feather2
#56gnauga hide whip3
🥇goo magnet1
#222grass blade1
#328grassy cutlass2
#1159green candy heart1
🥉green face paint1
#131green peawee marble6
#294grilled mooseflank1
#23gummi sword2
#50half double fruitcake1
#98hand-carved bokken1
#45hemp candy necklace8
#627hideous egg1
#161hippo whip1
#1292hobo nickel1
#24hot-ass club1
#252hushed puppy2
#426icy-hot katana1
#25imbued seal-blubber candle20
#49intricate clockwork egg1
#421invisible bag2
#38jaunty feather51
#49java cookie10
#14jet bennie marble5
#22kobold treasure hoard1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#162lawnmower blade1
#174lemonade marble1
#1830licorice garrote1
#17licorice whip1
#222linoleum sword4
#24little red book1
#228lunar isotope53
#425lupine sword1
#75macaroni duck16
#125machetito1
#155madius1
#612magical pony: Pearjack1
#643magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#650magical pony: Shutterfly1
#644magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#606magical pony: Uniquity1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#26mime army insignia (morale)1
#17mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#18mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#227mime army rations1
#152mime army superserum1
#205mime army wine1
#73mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#85miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#93miming gloves1
#95miming shirt1
#239mooseflank1
#88moosemeat pie1
#50muculent machete3
#120muffled muffuletta4
#107muskox-skin cap1
#1211nanite-infested candy cane8
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#20nasty-ass club1
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#171nega-mushroom9
#57nega-mushroom wine1
#48neutron lollipop39
#46ninja rope10
#366nugget of Crimbonium2
#120nut-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#82odd silver coin5
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#83oldcake4
#102overloaded micro-reactor21
#138pair of government shades3
#64palm-frond whip3
#50penguin whip8
#87peppermint eel sauce146
#107peppermint tailings297
#163perforated battle paddle44
#213perl necklace3
#58pestoblade2
#87petit fortran6
#149pewter claymore1
#760phonics down27
#74pickled egg2
#104pigeon egg13
#1155pink candy heart1
#105pitted sheet metal18
#211pixel sword1
#53poisonsettia40
#36polyeaster egg2
#813potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#623pretty bouquet1
#32pristine walrus tusk4
#49projectile chemistry set41
#77protection stick15
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
🥈quirky accordion31
#7ratskin belt21
#30rattail whip4
#93red China marble4
🥈red and green rain stick1
#29red armband1
🥉red face paint1
#326red plastic baby1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#58ridiculous belt1
#492ridiculously huge sword17
#1517robotronic egg9
#36ruby on canes7
#116runny icing29
#447sand dollar1
#57savory sword1
#242scorpion whip4
#398serpentine sword1
#17shaking skull1
#65shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo1
#89shuddersword1
#91shushed potatoes4
#69silent A1
#138silent B1
#30silent C2
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#42silent H5
#203silent I1
#149silent L1
#191silent M1
#69silent N1
#18silent O34
#169silent P2
#69silent S1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#10silent W19
#22silent X21
#39silent Z5
🥇silent nightlight1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#12slime-covered helmet1
#380slimy fermented bile bladder8
#396slimy sweetbreads5
#74smart watch4
#20space beast fur whip1
#120sparking robo-battery19
#856spectre scepter37
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#420star sword1
#69starchy sword1
#74steel drivin' hammer15
#43steel sword1
#752stick-on eyebrow piercing3
#77sticky hand whip1
#173stray chihuahua14
#173stress ball1
#3136stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8935stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3112stuffed Meat1
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1318stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8971stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#2680stuffed key1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#3069stuffed mink1
#3111stuffed monocle1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#3106stuffed tin of caviar1
#2702stuffed treasure chest1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#179stuffed walrus1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#1369sturdy Crimbo crate4
#156sturdy cane5
#90styrofoam sword1
#174suede shortsword1
#83suspicious-looking fedora1
#224sweet ninja sword7
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#50sword of static5
#25swordzall2
#98tail o' nine cats1
#7tangerine4,262
#180thick walrus blubber1
#189tiny bomb1
#124tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer10
#406tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory5
#119tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer10
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#125tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer10
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#117tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer10
#161tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer9
#144tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg4
#115tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer10
#122tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer10
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#59tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo6
#118tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign10
#190tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer8
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#70tiny die-cast blade a-spinning5
#81tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree5
#124tiny die-cast factory worker elf10
#212tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf8
#19tiny die-cast golden ring8
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#129tiny die-cast middle-management elf10
#124tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf10
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#116tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf10
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#767tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf10
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#1142tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear2
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#756tiny plastic Axe Wound10
#17tiny plastic Bar1
#797tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth6
#890tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#888tiny plastic Beebee King2
#566tiny plastic Beelzebozo8
#745tiny plastic Black Knight10
#344tiny plastic Bonerdagon12
#386tiny plastic Boss Bat11
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#17tiny plastic Cafe1
#81tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#1112tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#881tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#34tiny plastic Crimbomega3
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#267tiny plastic Duke Starkiller4
#19tiny plastic Factory1
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#492tiny plastic Felonia9
#152tiny plastic Fudge Wizard2
#816tiny plastic G Imp9
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#246tiny plastic Gary Claybender4
#738tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser10
#657tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester11
#1114tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist2
#828tiny plastic Hellion9
#1758tiny plastic Iiti Kitty4
#781tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#96tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.2
#496tiny plastic Knob Goblin King9
#1757tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter4
#745tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl10
#727tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist10
#730tiny plastic Knott Yeti10
#27tiny plastic Knows About Chakras4
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#46tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#790tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy9
#40tiny plastic Penny1
#73tiny plastic Professor What1
#710tiny plastic Protagonist10
#873tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#23tiny plastic Rene C. Corman39
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#815tiny plastic Spam Witch9
#821tiny plastic Spunky Princess9
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#305tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski14
#351tiny plastic The Man12
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#552tiny plastic Trouser Snake13
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#844tiny plastic XXX pr0n9
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#735tiny plastic angry bugbear10
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#423tiny plastic anime smiley16
#1069tiny plastic apathetic lizardman7
#828tiny plastic astronomer9
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#1097tiny plastic batbugbear2
#714tiny plastic beanbat10
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1109tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#1110tiny plastic blazing bat2
#725tiny plastic blooper10
#1076tiny plastic brainsweeper7
#733tiny plastic briefcase bat10
#1130tiny plastic bugaboo2
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#1116tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#3297tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#153tiny plastic colollilossus2
#557tiny plastic conservationist hippy8
#1242tiny plastic cubist bull6
#924tiny plastic demoninja8
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#723tiny plastic disco bandit7
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#833tiny plastic drunk goat9
#60tiny plastic exo-suited miner2
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#913tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus8
#735tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker10
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#1484tiny plastic fluffy bunny5
#37tiny plastic food lab1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#1210tiny plastic fruit golem6
#2027tiny plastic fuzzy dice9
#2879tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#2878tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers8
#239tiny plastic golden gundam4
#678tiny plastic goth giant11
#2483tiny plastic grue7
#1423tiny plastic handsome mariachi5
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#1132tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear2
#2812tiny plastic killer bee6
#808tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box9
#3333tiny plastic leprechaun5
#2010tiny plastic levitating potato9
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#26tiny plastic mime executive3
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#1815tiny plastic mosquito10
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#777tiny plastic ninja snowman10
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#479tiny plastic pastamancer9
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#1828tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#694tiny plastic sauceror7
#765tiny plastic scary clown10
#45tiny plastic sea elf1
#1032tiny plastic seal clubber5
#62tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit2
#521tiny plastic senile lihc13
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#846tiny plastic smarmy pirate9
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#931tiny plastic spiny skelelton8
#2034tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton9
#750tiny plastic spooky vampire10
#1824tiny plastic stab bat10
#2023tiny plastic star starfish9
#358tiny plastic taco cat19
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#477tiny plastic topiary golem14
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1372tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#556tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni13
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#826tiny plastic warwelf9
#930tiny plastic whitesnake8
#53tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#1239tiny plastic zmobie6
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#33toy taijijian2
#88traditional Crimbo cookie10
#257triangular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#82twisted-up wet towel2
#76two-handed depthsword2
#268unfinished fruitcake1
#48untamable turtle20
#34unusual disco ball26
#29velcro broadsword2
#895vorpal blade1
#253warehouse key1
#567white sword4
#88white whip1
#615witch hat1
#354witty rapier6
#894worthless gewgaw1
#1040worthless knick-knack1
#782worthless trinket1
#118yak whip1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#149yule hatchet1

Wow, that's 9,129 items total!

what items are this player missing?