Museum :: Grantasaurus

Grantasaurus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#37	Überraschthexengebräu	19
#83	"KICK ME" sign	6
#26	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	113
#102	1,970 carat gold	4
#127	1952 Mickey Mantle card	17
#116	4-dimensional guitar	22
#34	A muse-bouche	27
#36	ASCII fu manchu	33
#19	Affirmation Cookie	44
#31	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	29
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#96	Ambitious Turkey	4
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#147	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#121	Angelhair Culottes	8
#301	Angry Farmer candy	422
#46	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	48
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#34	Aye Aye	3
#32	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#25	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	7
#38	BRICKO stud	27
#32	BUBBLE GUM	24
#124	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	8
#33	Bangyomaman battle juice	31
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#86	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#40	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	3
#52	Battlie Light Saver	41
#42	Beignet Milgranet	8
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#81	Ben-Gal™ Balm	42
#84	Bit O' Ectoplasm	36
#14	Bit O' Quail Spleen	27
#32	Black Hole	5
#144	Bling of the New Wave	8
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#38	Bordeaux Marteaux	7
#528	Boss Bat bling	6
#1790	Boss Bat britches	4
#39	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	5
#27	Bugbearclaw Donut	14
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#62	CSA cheerfulness ration	165
#83	CSA obedience grenade	133
#54	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	347
#23	Caipiranha	7
#39	Candicaine	6
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#33	Carpathian longsword	66
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#27	Cement Mixer	5
#26	Chakra Libre	5
#32	Charity's choker	27
#42	Cheer-Up soda	20
#28	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	8
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#65	Choco-Mint patty	5
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#59	Citrus Crush wine cooler	3
#50	Clara's bell	14
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#60	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	26
#818	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#112	Cold Hots candy	147
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#34	Cornbeefadon	4
#31	Cracklin' Oat Bran	36
#49	Crazymaker	3
#736	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#319	Crimbo pie	7
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#42	DUFRESNE Suds	198
#183	Daffy Taffy	181
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#23	Dark & Starry	5
#6	Dinsey's brain	2
#4	Dinsey's glove	4
#4	Dinsey's pants	3
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#4	Dinsey's radar dish	2
#346	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#35	Drac & Tan	6
#447	Drowsy Sword	42
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#32	Drunken Neurologist	3
#47	Dump Truck	3
#24	Duskwalker syringe	90
#34	Dweebisol™ inhaler	29
#39	Earth, Wind and Firewater	4
#245	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#33	El Vibrato restraints	19
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#174	Elfin shortbread	6
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#36	Enchanted Flyswatter	17
#31	Enchanted Plunger	21
#30	Event Horizon	6
#33	Everlasting Deckswabber	43
#20	Every Day is Like This Sundae	9
#21	Extra-slimy Slimosa	6
#15	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	12
#40	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	5
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#42	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	45
#42	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	43
#59	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	42
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#24	Firewater	5
#87	Fitspiration™ poster	17
#26	Flaming Caipiranha	9
#38	Flaming Knob	4
#39	Flaming Mohobo	5
#22	Flaming Sazerorc	7
#50	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	3
#21	Friendly Turkey	6
#43	Fromage Pinotage	4
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#109	Frosty's frosty mug	17
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#43	Fu Manchu Wax	19
#34	Fun-Guy spore	11
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#28	Fuzzy Tentacle	5
#226	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#224	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#41	Gearhead Goo	24
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#88	Gin Mint	1
#603	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#39	Glenn's golden dice	3
#35	Gnollish Crossdress	24
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#253	Gnollish slotted spoon	8
#42	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	11
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#24	Golden Mean	6
#123	Gordon Bennett	5
#54	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	12
#25	Grasshopper	5
#84	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	10
#25	Great Older Fashioned	6
#127	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#35	Green Burlap	3
#76	Green Giant	1
#14	Green Manalishi	808
#18	Green Muslin	6
#40	Green Velvet	2
#102	Gummi-DNA	15
#111	Gummi-Gnauga	41
#270	Heimandatz's heart	6
#154	Hell broth	1
#384	Hell ramen	5
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#22	Herring Daiquiri	6
#24	Herringtini	5
#14	Highest Bitter	5
#56	Hodgman's blanket	22
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#181	Hollandaise helmet	41
#17	Hot 'n' Scarys	41
#37	Humanitini	4
#44	Hundred Headed IPA	6
#38	Iceberglar scarf	31
#118	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	31
#39	Illuminati earpiece	22
#489	Iron Beta of Industry	15
#208	Jack-in-the-box	28
#40	Jackhammer	2
#213	Jocko Homo's head	8
#22	Jungle Juice	4
#47	Junk-Bond	4
#72	Knob Goblin Mutagen	31
#70	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	16
#404	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#307	Knob Goblin elite pants	17
#394	Knob Goblin elite polearm	11
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#51	Knob Goblin eyedrops	33
#177	Knob Goblin firecracker	140
#120	Knob Goblin harem pants	56
#115	Knob Goblin harem veil	56
#40	Knob Goblin learning pill	39
#96	Knob Goblin love potion	190
#311	Knob Goblin melon baller	6
#62	Knob Goblin nasal spray	36
#193	Knob Goblin pants	85
#95	Knob Goblin perfume	42
#64	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	42
#194	Knob Goblin scimitar	82
#275	Knob Goblin seltzer	62
#37	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	22
#444	Knob Goblin spatula	9
#220	Knob Goblin steroids	56
#379	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#183	Knob Goblin tongs	104
#148	Knob Goblin visor	52
#27	Knob jelly donut	12
#48	Knob nuts	30
#72	Knob sausage stir-fry	4
#55	Knob shroomkabob	5
#254	Knob stuffed shells	3
#231	Knoll mushroom	56
#162	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#36	Kudzu slaw	23
#17	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	3
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#29	LOV Emotionizer	2
#41	LOV Enamorang	3
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#53	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#200	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4
#153	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	9
#152	Lederhosen of the Night	9
#7	Lemonade-235	40
#41	Leonard's glasses	23
#53	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	20
#44	Liam's mail	35
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#21	Locust	5
#22	London frog	3
#533	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	51
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#467	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
#43	Lumineux Limnio	6
#544	Mad Train wine	153
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#238	Manetwich	3
#42	Mansquito's blood	18
#148	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#455	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#222	Meleegra™ pills	47
#34	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	202
#43	Milk Studs	355
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#32	Miserable Pie	2
#27	Missing Eye Simulation Device	30
#72	Moon Pie	1
#25	Mornington crescent roll	115
#42	Morto Moreto	7
#275	Mr. Mediocrebar	200
#34	Mr. Screege's spectacles	82
#45	Murderer's Punch	6
#40	Muschat	6
#109	My First Art of War	4
#62	Mysterious Black Box	43
#71	Mysterious Blue Box	37
#77	Mysterious Green Box	37
#61	Mysterious Red Box	42
#30	Neverending Party guest pass	3
#285	New Zealand iced tea	12
#21	Newark	4
#83	Newman's Own Trousers	10
#240	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	28
#239	Now and Earlier	18
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#96	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	15
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#43	Orangemageddon wine cooler	5
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#33	Osk'r Chow	32
#131	P.B.L.T.	2
#172	PADL Phone	78
#32	PB&J with the crusts cut off	195
#31	Pecos Dave's sixgun	5
#21	Phlegethon	2
#424	Pine-Fresh air freshener	6
#37	Plague of Locusts	3
#36	PlexiPips	17
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#111	Polka Pop	8
#43	R'lyeh	2
#34	Radberry Rip wine cooler	8
#300	Ram's Face Lager	100
#52	Red Army camouflage kit	26
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#38	Red Dwarf	5
#44	Red Roger's red right hand	1
#266	Red Rover BB gun	14
#48	Redeye™ Eyedrops	18
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#254	Rock Pops	196
#24	Rogue Windmill Rouge	33
#173	Rompedores de Fantasmas	7
#89	Russian Ice	2
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#50	SMOOCH soda	60
#241	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#25	Sazuruk-hai	5
#421	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#125	Science Notebook	1
#32	Scuba Snack	17
#285	Senior Mints	23
#123	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#130	Shivering Chèvre	21
#37	Shot of the Living Dead	8
#25	Simepore slime	5
#37	Sizzling Sinner	3
#58	Skullery Maid's Knee	31
#29	Slimebite	6
#20	Slimosa	6
#21	Slippery Knob	6
#24	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	6
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#46	Smart Bone Dust	20
#124	Sogg-Os	2
#31	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	5
#14	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	18
#14	Source terminal INGRAM chip	14
#13	Source terminal SCRAM chip	12
#14	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	13
#37	Source terminal file: compress.edu	3
#22	Source terminal file: cram.ext	9
#18	Source terminal file: critical.enh	13
#17	Source terminal file: damage.enh	11
#17	Source terminal file: dram.ext	12
#19	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	14
#17	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	12
#25	Source terminal file: gram.ext	7
#23	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	10
#20	Source terminal file: pram.ext	9
#17	Source terminal file: protect.enq	11
#29	Source terminal file: spam.ext	6
#17	Source terminal file: stats.enq	11
#14	Source terminal file: substats.enh	18
#26	Source terminal file: tram.ext	9
#26	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	6
#58	Space Tourist Phaser	16
#393	Spam Witch sammich	87
#12	Spant eggs	17
#632	Spooky Surprise Egg	10
#37	Spookyraven signet	75
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#87	Steal This Candy	38
#61	Stone Golem pebbles	32
#21	Strikes Again Bigmouth	8
#27	Suffering Sinner	4
#48	Supernova Champagne	240
#21	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	4
#27	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2
#81	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
#219	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	350
#115	Tears of the Quiet Healer	30
#69	Telltale™ rubber heart	3
#63	Temps Tempranillo	3
#44	The Author's inkwell	16
#361	The Cooler Out of Space	5
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#26	The Emperor's new pants	3
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#15	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	9
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#294	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#53	This Charming Flan	2
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#234	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	3
#248	Thwaitgold bug statuette	6
#705	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	3
#414	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#431	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	11
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#207	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#405	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#283	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1297	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#550	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#307	Trollhouse cookies	133
#65	Typical Tavern swill	252
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#38	Unfortunato's foolscap	47
#46	Ur-Donut	6
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#78	Vial of jus de larmes	2
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#145	Volartta's bellbottoms	8
#4	Wal-Mart overalls	1
#40	Wax Flask	22
#81	Wet Russian	4
#54	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	35
#248	White Citadel burger	9
#56	White Hyborian	5
#55	Whoompa Fur Pants	12
#210	Yakisoba's hat	7
#77	Ye Olde Meade	25
#670	Yummy Tummy bean	292
#116	Ze™ goggles	36
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#70	a butt tuba	27
#9	a little sump'm sump'm	828
#973	abominable snowcone	5
#82	acceptable bagel	4
#11	acceptable mayolus	6
#70	accordionoid rocca	3
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#377	adorable seal larva	7
#82	aerated diving helmet	3
#25	agnolotti arboli	7
#38	alien autoautopsy kit	36
#44	alien hologram projector	12
#20	alien sandwich	9
#38	amok pudding	23
#77	amok putter	3
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#84	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	24
#20	artisanal homebrew sampler	1
#36	artisanal limoncello	33
#478	asbestos sword	1
#39	assassin's cheese knife	33
#8	asteroid belt	15
#74	baby cuddlefish	3
#349	baby killer bee	29
#83	backwoods screwdriver	24
#34	bad rum and good cola	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#3938	badass belt	9
#58	badass pie	6
#81	bag of GORP	219
#60	bag of QWOP	137
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#73	bag of many confections	9
#39	bag of random words	26
#33	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	17
#430	balaclava	1
#215	balaclava baklava	15
#172	ballroom blintz	36
#32	baloney rotgut	31
#337	banana cream pie	1
#106	bar skin	146
#5	barrel cracker	244
#7	barrel pickle	252
#8	barrel-aged martini	667
#1138	barrrnacle	8
#108	bat haggis	6
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#276	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#30	batarang	37
#53	bauxite beret	5
#32	bauxite bow-tie	11
#54	bauxite boxers	4
#15	bear claw	73
#68	beautiful soup	2
#42	beaver spear	6
#293	bed of coals	3
#98	beer basted brat	2
#398	beertini	4
#417	bejeweled cufflinks	10
#10	bellhop's hat	260
#105	big bass drum	18
#38	black cloak	16
#154	black forest cake	34
#94	black friar's tonsure	14
#73	black magic powder	24
#40	black slime glob	2
#127	black snake skin	84
#121	blackberry	248
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#76	blob of acid	34
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#616	bloody beer	8
#267	bloody mary	7
#394	blue class ring	6
#85	blue money bag	4
#86	blue oyster badge	21
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#136	blue tulip	1
#39	blunt cat claw	4
#39	bone abacus	58
#65	bone rattle	46
#30	booby trap	20
#120	booze-soaked cherry	4
#8	bottle of Amontillado	907
#15	bottle of Crème de Fugu	4
#97	bottle of Evermore	8
#27	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4
#9	bottle of Greedy Dog	11
#28	bottle of Old Pugilist	4
#193	bottle of Ooze-O	7
#145	bottle of Pete's Sake	4
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#28	bottle of Professor Beer	5
#14	bottle of Race Car Red	6
#36	bottle of Red-Out	30
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#17	bottle of clam juice	5
#90	bottle of cooking sherry	34
#39	bottle of drinkin' gas	7
#31	bottle of fruity "wine"	5
#212	bottle of goofballs	103
#36	bottle of laundry sherry	43
#57	bottle of melodramamine	2
#27	bottle of novelty hot sauce	3
#241	bottle of sewage schnapps	28
#78	bottlecap turtle	4
#618	bowl of cottage cheese	16
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#121	bowl of rye sprouts	3
#25	bowl of topioca	3
#181	box of Pokëmann band-aids	2
#165	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	17
#134	brains casserole	3
#173	bread line	5
#2374	brick	2
#156	brigand brittle	30
#172	brilliant oyster egg	2
#1381	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#28	bronze polish	31
#78	brown paper bag mask	11
#40	brown paper pants	53
#51	brown sugar cane	175
#36	bubblin' chemistry solution	27
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#53	bucket of fish juice	31
#244	bugbear bungguard	25
#36	bull blubber	30
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#500	bunny liver	8
#25	burnt snowpants	98
#55	button rouge	26
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#33	can of Adultwitch™	3
#489	can of Binarrrca	19
#28	can of Brütalbräu	7
#40	can of Drooling Monk	4
#32	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	7
#300	can of Red Minotaur	14
#36	can of drain cleaner	19
#43	can of sardines	67
#29	can of the cheapest beer	7
#499	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	18
#30	candied pecan	3
#172	candy brain	26
#833	candy cane	44
#45	candy carrot	1
#22	candy carrot cake	3
#31	candy mountain oyster	3
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#35	captured boozles	25
#120	cardboard katana	5
#95	cardboard wakizashi	44
#173	carob brownies	1
#315	carob chunk cookies	7
#34	carrot cake	3
#32	carrot claret	3
#39	carton of gaspers	20
#128	catgut taco	3
#37	censored can label	25
#56	centipede eggs	119
#80	chakra sludge	15
#35	charming flute	41
#68	cheap Chinese beer	4
#36	cheap clip-on ninja tie	27
#99	cheap sunglasses	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#355	cherry	9
#55	cherry pie	29
#39	chest barrel	1
#28	child-sized dracula cloak	31
#46	children of the candy corn	14
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#216	chintzy turtle brooch	4
#39	chocolate Spider Queen	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#24	chocotini	5
#152	chorizo brownies	14
#196	chorizo taco	26
#523	chrome sword	1
#153	cigar box turtle	1
#19	cigarette lighter	515
#18	cinnamon cannoli	4
#165	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#65	clove-flavored lip balm	24
#101	clown skin	100
#624	club necklace	11
#114	clutch of dodecapede eggs	8
#50	coal contact lenses	21
#17	coal snakeskin	6
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#114	cob of corn	6
#142	cocktail onion	11
#108	coffin lid	16
#415	comfy coffin	3
#30	compressed air canister	24
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#133	concentrated magicalness pill	18
#44	conjured ice cream	25
#52	contract enforcement stick	47
#38	cool cat claw	4
#40	cool jelly donut	3
#213	cool mushroom	12
#77	cool mushroom casserole	4
#568	corncob pipe	1
#43	corrupted marrow	13
#38	costume rental shop	31
#47	cotton candy plug	13
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#39	smoldering bagel punch	52
#84	smut orc sunglasses	21
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#74	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	3
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#23	sour powder	8
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#46	space marine flash grenade	19
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#50	spicy jerky stick	22
#81	spicy mushroom quesadilla	4
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#99	spiritual candy cane	3
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#36	stale baguette	144
#105	stale cheer wine	10
#27	standard-issue cupcake	4
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#98	steampunk potion	28
#34	steel drivin' hammer	63
#86	stepmom's booze	4
#41	stick-on gnome beard	21
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#37	stinkwater	2
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#41	strawberry popsicle	6
#253	strawberry wine	6
#33	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	37
#308	stray chihuahua	9
#556	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	80
#770	stuffed Cheshire bitten	59
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#855	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	55
#634	stuffed Meat	75
#976	stuffed angry cow	50
#884	stuffed astral badger	56
#1173	stuffed baby gravy fairy	44
#942	stuffed cocoabo	50
#1527	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#851	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	58
#634	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	74
#1312	stuffed hand turkey	39
#336	stuffed key	166
#1678	stuffed martini	2
#1152	stuffed mind flayer	45
#683	stuffed mink	68
#613	stuffed monocle	78
#807	stuffed scary death orb	62
#1020	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	49
#869	stuffed snowy owl	54
#789	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	62
#861	stuffed spooky mushroom	10
#777	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	60
#533	stuffed teddy butler	89
#524	stuffed tin of caviar	88
#315	stuffed treasure chest	174
#795	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	61
#1831	stuffing	3
#107	stylish swimsuit	41
#55	sugar chapeau	7
#33	sugar shirt	16
#108	suntan lotion of moxiousness	112
#96	super ka-bob	2
#18	swamp lolly	34
#865	sweet mochi ball	2
#23	sweet roll Alabama	620
#25	swordzall	2
#65	syncopated turtle	4
#16	tainted milk	56
#99	tangarita	7
#87	tangerine	45
#55	tankard of ale	110
#175	tap shoes	11
#311	tarrrnish charrrm	7
#83	tea for one	7
#43	temporary tribal tattoo	29
#38	temporary yak tattoo	17
#53	teqiwila	4
#34	tequila sunrise	207
#33	the kindest cold cut	26
#35	thyme jelly donut	6
#36	tie-dyed fannypack	24
#182	tiny barrel	1
#56	tiny canopic jar	29
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#741	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#946	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#656	tiny plastic Father McGruber	6
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#473	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#653	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	6
#688	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#764	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#859	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#675	tiny plastic batbugbear	6
#1132	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#526	tiny plastic beebee gunners	8
#974	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#1110	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#758	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#323	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#665	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	6
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#613	tiny plastic mumblebee	7
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#709	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#573	tiny plastic the Free Man	4
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#92	tip jar	21
#2879	toast	7
#20	toast with cold jelly	2
#19	toast with hot jelly	3
#70	toast with jam	4
#17	toast with sleaze jelly	7
#17	toast with spooky jelly	7
#18	toast with stench jelly	4
#17	toasted brie	14
#58	tobiko-infused sake	4
#67	tofu taco	3
#79	tofu wonton	3
#61	tofurkey nugget	4
#482	tomato	51
#40	tomato soup poster	13
#258	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#32	topeé	1
#54	topiary skunk	1
#31	totally sweet mohawk helmet	25
#7	toxo	40
#1624	toy wheel	2
#30	triad summoning scroll	16
#202	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#60	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5
#34	tube of herbal ointment	11
#41	tube of pendulum lube	14
#33	tube of villain white	22
#33	turtle mud	26
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#30	two meat muck	7
#46	ultra-deluxe cupcake	4
#53	una poca de gracia	26
#324	uncooked chorizo	12
#178	unfortunate dumplings	1
#38	unholy water	35
#72	unidentified drink	63
#94	unidentified jerky	403
#195	unquiet spirits	4
#45	unrequired jacket	7
#328	unstable quark	1
#359	untamable turtle	6
#312	unusual disco ball	8
#50	used beer	5
#223	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	44
#22	very fancy whiskey	12
#46	vial of swamp vapors	22
#659	vinegar	57
#298	vodka and cranberry	7
#36	vodka martini	223
#31	vodka stinger	1
#105	voodoo glowskull	18
#73	voodoo snuff	19
#23	votive candle	30
#69	wand of pigification	14
#83	warbear gyro	4
#34	warehouse clerk's glasses	27
#53	warehouse key	15
#30	warehouse walkie-talkie	25
#226	warm mushroom	8
#13	warm war shawarma	4
#50	wasabi pocky	6
#63	wasabi-infused sake	4
#58	water purification pills	423
#82	watered-down Red Minotaur	35
#73	whalebone corset	25
#348	whiskey sour	5
#569	white Canadian	3
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#109	white chocolate chip cookies	59
#419	white class ring	15
#249	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#414	white lightning	21
#72	white money bag	8
#212	white satin pants	20
#130	white snake skin	105
#125	white tulip	1
#47	white wine	4
#42	whole roasted chicken	4
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#160	wine spritzer	7
#399	witty rapier	4
#51	wok lobster	3
#744	wooden block	3
#25	wooden figurine	151
#123	wrench bracelet	28
#33	wrestling mask	23
#23	x-ray mirror	30
#280	yak skin	2
#180	yam candy	1
#21	yellow matter custard	8
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#595	yeti fur	131
#69	zombie hollandaise	25
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 55,187 items total!

what items are this player missing?