| #16 | Boulevardier cocktail | 28 |
| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #103 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 29 |
| #32 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 20 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 76 |
| #16 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Unspeakachu | 4 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #241 | baby killer bee | 40 |
| #35 | blood-drive sticker | 5 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #49 | borrowed time | 19 |
| #9 | bottle of Crimbognac | 152 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #127 | bottle of goofballs | 169 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #67 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #43 | can of mixed everything | 4 |
| #40 | carnivorous potted plant | 3 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #213 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #59 | festive egg sac | 3 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #253 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #19 | green marshmallow | 18 |
| #48 | green rocket | 105 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #1372 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #46 | lion musk | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #57 | lucky cat collar | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #65 | piece of coral | 4 |
| #50 | post-holiday sale coupon | 13 |
| #51 | potato alarm clock | 4 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #180 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #20 | sleaze jelly | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #254 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #53 | smiling rat | 6 |
| #31 | spice melange | 14 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #210 | spooky hockey mask | 7 |
| #61 | spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1010 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 41 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #1383 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 37 |
| #1198 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1801 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #1497 | stuffed astral badger | 35 |
| #1222 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1561 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1777 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1439 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 36 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #1447 | stuffed hand turkey | 36 |
| #764 | stuffed key | 71 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #1194 | stuffed mink | 35 |
| #1267 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #974 | stuffed scary death orb | 51 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1724 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1461 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1206 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1324 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1034 | stuffed tin of caviar | 44 |
| #796 | stuffed treasure chest | 65 |
| #1209 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #22 | synthetic rock | 5 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #7 | temporary X tattoos | 11 |
| #27 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 5 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #53 | time's arrow | 17 |
| #146 | tiny barrel | 3 |
| #29 | toast with sleaze jelly | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #59 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 3 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |