| #190 | BURT | 153 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #141 | Cosmic Calorie | 19 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1917 | Crimbuck | 51 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #9 | bomb of unknown origin | 5 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #301 | bubblin' crude | 21 |
| #131 | bunny liver | 71 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #50 | exploding cigar | 6 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #167 | ornate picture frame | 12 |
| #92 | pocket wish | 3 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| 🥈 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #85 | shovelful of dirt | 37 |
| #242 | spectre scepter | 121 |
| #42 | sprinkles | 31,186 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #124 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |